12dz Chapter 431 I was once a love fairy, but so what?
Chapter 431 I was once a love fairy, but so what?
Cheng Sheng thought for a moment, then shook his head and said:
"No, no, it's only a few cents, no need, no need."
As he spoke, he turned his head to the side and then reached out his hand.
They say no, but their hands do say yes.
This is clearly an attempt to ask for money.
What he meant by "two or three mao" was actually two or three thousand.
He knew these women understood.
however.
To his surprise, the master's wife placed three one-cent coins in his hand.
He turned his head and saw it; his smile instantly froze.
It really is only three cents!
"I, well, when I said 'two or three mao,' I meant two or three thousand."
He said it shamelessly.
He didn't want to miss such a good opportunity.
The eldest daughter-in-law smiled and pushed him away, saying:
"Alright, alright, we're all on the same side."
"Just take it, don't be shy, okay?"
Cheng Sheng sighed softly and walked to the balcony, feeling somewhat dejected.
The bald man pulled him aside, looking at him with a disappointed expression, and said:
"You little rascal, you worked so hard and only earned three cents?"
Cheng Sheng handed him three cents and said irritably:
"Do you want it or not?"
The bald man took it, pointed at him, and said:
"Why not!"
"I haven't seen you around these days. Have you been hanging out with Ah Zhen?"
Cheng Sheng said with a frustrated expression:
"Don't mention Ah Zhen in front of me again."
I dumped her!
Bald man: "Why?"
Cheng Sheng: "She wronged me. A woman like her, vain, promiscuous, and utterly despicable..."
Cheng Sheng spoke louder and louder.
The four women playing mahjong inside asked in unison:
"Who's talking about us?"
Cheng Sheng hurriedly pulled the bald man to the door, pointed at him, and laughed:
"He said it."
The bald man hurriedly said:
"No la."
"I was talking about the female dog downstairs."
The four women then stopped.
The bald man breathed a sigh of relief, pulled Cheng Sheng aside, and raised his fist.
Cheng Sheng held up a hundred-yuan bill that he had prepared beforehand.
The bald man then lowered his fist.
Cheng Sheng put the banknotes into his pocket and said:
"Use it sparingly."
The bald man said happily:
"Thank you."
Cheng Sheng: "Master, it's not what I wanted to say."
“Ever since I left the orphanage and followed you, you have never been willing to teach me how to pick up girls.”
Bald man: "Huh?"
"Trying to pick up girls?"
"Then don't even mention it."
"If Master hadn't been so obsessed with the title 'Immortal of Love' back then, how could I have ended up in such a sorry state today?"
"Look at these four beauties in the room."
"I caught up with them all, and they all became my wives, but so what?"
"What can I do if I play mahjong every day?"
"I'm also working very hard, you know?"
Cheng Sheng nodded, "Okay..."
Bald man: "Okay? You say okay?"
"Alright then, you can have them all."
Cheng Sheng: "I mean, it's so miserable."
Bald man: "You know that much."
As he spoke, he pointed to Cheng Sheng's head and continued:
"So, in our line of work, we absolutely cannot let personal feelings interfere with our relationships."
"There's only one word to it, and that's money."
"For money, we must be ruthless and heartless."
Cheng Sheng frowned. "Are you really going to be so heartless and ruthless?"
Baldy: "Do you want to make something of yourself?"
Cheng Sheng: "Yes, I want to."
Baldy: "If you want to, then you have to listen to your master."
"You must be ruthless and heartless."
Cheng Sheng nodded thoughtfully and said:
"Oh, I understand, Master."
The bald man patted him on the shoulder with a look of satisfaction and smiled:
"It's good that you understand."
The words just fell.
Cheng Sheng suddenly reached into his shirt pocket and took out the hundred yuan he had just given him.
His smile vanished instantly, and he asked:
"What are you going to do?"
Cheng Sheng put the money in his pocket, saying, "Give me back the three cents."
The bald man was stunned for a moment, "Huh?"
"What do you mean, three cents?"
Cheng Sheng: "Hurry up."
As she spoke, she pushed the bald man into the corner, reached out and grabbed his forehead, saying, "Give it to me now, you old geezer."
"Give me back my three cents, quick."
The bald man was furious and struggled incessantly.
Cheng Sheng ignored all that, reached into his pocket, and took out three coins.
then.
Escape.
After a moment of stunned silence, the bald man suddenly sighed and muttered to himself:
"Well done, you little rascal, you've really mastered my teachings."
"There's a lot that can be done in the future."
When Cheng Sheng arrived on the street, he saw several people robbing a taxi.
There happened to be a few dilapidated railings piled up in front of him. Without thinking much, he took off a steel pipe and put on a pair of sunglasses.
While pretending to be blind, he walked towards the taxi, shouting:
"Help!"
"Please, is there anyone who can save me?"
at this time.
The group of men and women were still fighting over the taxi, none of them willing to give way.
When he was a step away from them, Cheng Sheng pretended to trip and fall.
"Oh, how pitiful."
Do you need our help?
"Did you fall and hurt yourself?"
"Come on, let us help you up."
......
The men and women who had been fiercely fighting for a taxi rushed over and helped him up.
Cheng Sheng grinned and said:
"It's alright, it's alright, you're all so kind-hearted."
"I am blind, and I need to get to the hospital right now."
"It's all thanks to meeting such kind people like you."
He talked as he walked.
When he arrived at the back door of the taxi, he faced everyone, reached out, and felt for the door handle.
"I'm rushing to the hospital for a corneal transplant."
"I can't get a taxi, is this a regular taxi?"
As he spoke, he turned around, opened the car door, and was about to get in.
To everyone's surprise, they immediately objected.
"It's not a taxi."
They pulled him out, and two men even grabbed him by the neck...
He was unwilling to give up, and kept his hand on the car door.
An elderly woman lowered her head, looked at his hand, and bit it.
He let out a groan and pulled his hand back.
Another man suddenly struck him hard on the head, yelling, "This is the car I called, and you dare to steal it!"
"I'll gouge your eyes out, you believe me?"