why don't you wear pants

Chapter 6: Holding Golden Thighs

A lump of excrement definitely can't be salt, Bai Er ruthlessly passed, and even smiled amiably and asked Jinlong to wash his paws and beard.

Jinlong flew into the hot spring in the cave, washed and went out to continue searching.

Bai Er watched helplessly as Jinlong mixed shit into the hot spring, but he didn't dare to fart...

Jinlong pulled a black pig over for the second time, he made the black pig pee, and beckoned to Bai Er: "Come and taste it, it should taste right."

Bai Er shook his head in despair, deeply disappointed in Er Que Jin Long, lying on the ground, he said weakly: "Brother Long, Brother Long, what I'm talking about is salt, it may be a kind of plant, fruit, or a kind of transparent fine grain. Sha, what you got just now is not right..."

Jin Long frowned and nodded seriously: "I understand."

Before leaving, he looked back at Bai Er and smiled: "Brother Long is very nice, you will call me that from now on."

Bai Er: "..." Oh drink, this Erquelong still wants to take advantage of him!

"Brother Long~" But Bai Er still shamelessly compromised, this is his future golden thigh!Food and clothing parents!

The golden dragon held the excrement and touched the urine's paw, and kindly stroked Bai Er's dog's head. After touching it, he held his proud dragon's head high and flew away for the third time.

Bai Er: "..."

The third time the golden dragon finally found the right one. He held a green fruit with twelve paws and threw the fruit on the ground. He kept one, opened it, licked it, felt right, and nodded seriously. Then he gave Bai Er the half of the licked fruit, "Try it, it tastes right this time, but this fruit doesn't have a hot smell."

The urine was just pulled out, it must be hot.Bai Er stared at Jinlong's mouth, he thought, just now Brother Long tasted urine and ate shit, he wondered if he rinsed his mouth in the hot spring...

It feels like gargling is useless, the hot springs have been polluted by feces and urine, they have long been impure...

Bai Er swallowed his saliva, Jin Long saw it, but thought that Bai Er couldn't wait to lick it, immediately put the fruit by Bai Er's mouth, and rubbed it on it.

Bai Er showed respect, licked it slightly, nodded with a dog face.

The golden dragon floated proudly in the air, and said, "I'm really amazing, I can find such strange things."

This is an affirmative sentence.

After eating a pile of feces and still being so narcissistic, Bai Er sighed, this IQ needs to be practiced for hundreds of years before it can go out to hang out.

Originally, Bai Er wanted to make a roast suckling pig, but this black pig looked pure and natural, the meat was strong and delicious, but it was a pity that he didn't have a hand, so if he directly used the dog's mouth, it would burn him.

Jin Long dragged the weeping black pig away to deal with it, while Bai Er was looking for a suitable stone slab.It doesn't matter if the stone slab is thick or not, Jinlong will take care of it, the most important thing is that it needs to be good-looking and big.

Bai Er found a smooth slate.The slate is rectangular, about the shape of two wooden tables. He just confirmed that the golden dragon came dragging a whole black pork.

Bai Er told Jinlong how to cut the stone slab, but he didn't see Jinlong move, the slate suddenly split in two from the middle, thinning more than half.

Bai Er said that it was done by Jinlong's spell, and the stone slab was firmly placed on the three surrounding stones, and one side was empty for burning fire.

The ingredients and barbecue guys are all ready, what is missing now is the fire, Bai Er looked at Jin Long earnestly: "Brother Long, burn your small universe, breathe fire."

Jin Long took a look at the slate, and said to Bai Er dumbly: "Are you sure?"

The white-eared dog nodded happily.

"As soon as I spray it, don't talk about meat, I'm afraid it's a slate, and it will be gone."

Bai Er: "...I just realized now that you are so awesome."

"Naturally." Golden Dragon proudly raised the dragon's head: "However, although my fire can't do it, yours can definitely do it." After speaking, a golden light shot out from the longan's eyes and ran into Bai Er's eyes.

When Bai Er heard that he could breathe fire, he thought of Nezha, the third prince, Xiao Tiangou... He thanked the golden dragon excitedly, his small black eyes were as big as beans, and he looked straight at the bottom of the stone slab, muttering silently in his heart, fire fire fire fire.

Seeing the golden light entering his eyes, Bai Er thought it was fire. The golden dragon next to him saw it and shouted, "Don't stare at your little eyes! Open your mouth!"

It's a pity that it was too late, because the mouth was closed, the fire inside couldn't get out, they sprayed out along the nostrils, the white ears didn't pay attention, the beard was burned, the dog's eyes were so hot, the dog's nose and mouth were even more burning pain .

Jinlong floated in front of Bai Er, seeing tears leaking from Bai Er's small dark eyes, he looked even more pitiful.He held Bai Er's dog's head with his two paws that had held shit, and kissed Bai Er's nose with his mouth that had eaten shit, and said, "It doesn't hurt anymore."

Bai Er's mind is full of feces, feces, and he really doesn't feel any pain!

In fact, with Jinlong's kiss just now, Bai Er's burn has indeed healed, and even his beard is the same as before, very original.

Bai'er opened his mouth this time, and the fire sprayed under the stone slab, a ball, but not extinguished.

Bai Er happily directed Jinlong to thin the pork, put it between fat and thin, put it on the slate, and roast it, when it was half-cooked, spread the salt water from the fruit on it.

Brother Long is a frugal dragon, the fruit he and Bai Er licked at the beginning was used to wipe the first roasted meat.

Brother Long told Bai Er to eat first, but Bai Er shook his head and postponed, he was still young, it was too hot, he would get blisters!

Brother Long was very considerate. He blew on the mouth of the dragon, and the delicious and hot barbecue immediately became cold. He picked up a piece and fed it to Bai Er.

Bai Er: "..."

Bai Er finished the piece of meat crying...

Brother Long asked him, "Why are you crying?"

Bai Er said with tears in his eyes: "Because, it's so delicious!"

After Jin Long heard it, he took a piece and tasted it himself.After eating, Jinlong's eyes lit up, the taste is really good!

Bai Er didn't want to eat cold meat, so he suggested to Jin Long that the hot one would taste better, and Jin Long tried a piece. Later, Bai Er only ate three pieces of a whole black pork, and Jin Long ate all the rest.

Although he only ate three yuan, Bai Er was still young, and his stomach was almost full.As for the golden dragon, it seemed that it wasn't enough, and he still wanted to eat it.

With golden thighs, Bai Er was not afraid of being hungry anymore. He watched Jinlong go and catch five black pigs and come back. After cooking, he asked him to spray another fire and continue to roast.

Bai Er shook his head and looked at the black pig, sighed, unexpectedly, after he and the black pig got into a fight, the golden dragon also formed a fate with the black pig.

After eating five, the golden dragon was not enough, so he ran to catch ten more.Bai Er watched him happily cooking the black pig, and lay down on the ground mournfully.

To be honest, he's not only full of watching, let's breathe fire, every time he finishes roasting a pig, he almost needs to spray it again, his throat hurts from the smoke!

There's no end to this stuff!

Jinlong is the uncle, but also a cute and stupid uncle, Bai Er only dared to beep/beep in his heart, after beep/beep, no matter what Uncle Long ordered, he would do it.

Looking at these black pigs who were crying so much, Bai Er also felt emotional and distressed, if Master Zhaolong eats them like this, the black pigs will not become extinct, right?Extinct, how can he bully pigs in the future? !

Fortunately, Jinlong ate these ten and was full.He happily wandered in the air, circled Bai Er and flew towards the entrance of the cave, saying: "When you are full, you should sleep."

Bai Er: "..."

The sun was shining in the sky, the flowers smiled at me, and the golden dragon said that I was full, so we wrapped them up and went to sleep together!Oh drink, the dragon of love is not only short of two, but also very lazy, eat enough and sleep, eat after sleep...

He is not afraid of becoming a fat dragon and cannot fly, he is afraid of becoming a fat dog and cannot walk!

The only advantage of flying with the golden dragon is that you don't have to swim in the hot springs, but the golden dragon is particularly dishonest when it sleeps.

It's fine if you keep pestering him, twelve paws are still groping, and all the penis, eggs, and flowers are touched, how can he get married in the future...

Seeing that Bai Er wasn't sleepy, Jin Long pinched his penis and said, "Why aren't you asleep?"

Little Ding Ding was pinched, and Jin Long's question was like a threat, Bai Er resisted the desire to cry: "Brother Long, I'm brewing up my emotions, and I'll fall asleep soon."

"En." Jin Long put his head on his furry chin and closed his eyes.

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Ever since Jinlong ate roast pork that day, his passion for meat was even more violent than that of Baier before. He had a big belly, and he basically ate more than 20 black pigs for every meal. After eating for three days, Jinlong's claws stretched out To the little black pig.

The little black pig was still young, knowing that he was going to be eaten, the one who cried was heart-piercing, Jinlong frowned and looked at them with white ears, feeling very sorry for them.

This is the last seedling of the black pig. If he eats all of them, he will really have no black pig to bully in the future!

Bai Er stopped Jin Long: "Brother Long, after eating pork for so many days, let's change the taste?"

The golden dragon was in mid-air, holding a little black pig with one paw, weighed it and dropped it again. The little black pigs peed in fright, and the yellow liquid fell straight down.

Bai Er: "..."

Jin Long said, "Is pork delicious?"

Bai Er affirmed: "Of course."

"Okay." Jinlong threw the little black pigs on the ground, arching their fat buttocks one by one, running away and disappearing.

Soon, the beasts in the forest gathered again, and surrounded them in darkness. With this amount, they might occupy more than half of the forest.Bai Er couldn't understand, there were so many wild beasts that he hadn't seen before, why are there so many now?

Black bears, snakes, wolves, tigers, lions, and even little white rabbits are here this time.However, their size is about to catch up with wild boars...

The golden dragon wrapped around Bai Er, and the two of them patrolled around in the air. Finally, the golden dragon asked him: "What do you eat?"

Bai Er looked at these usually ferocious beasts, but at this moment, each of them looked at him desperately like a dead father or mother, with black lines on their foreheads.In particular, these ten-meter-tall tigers are so frightened that their ass/ass is shaking!

ah!Brother Tiger, where is the face of your king of beasts!

In fact, Bai Er wanted to eat tiger meat, but heard that it was not good. He was afraid that the golden dragon would go and harm the last black pig Miaomiao, so he pointed the hand of God to the most beautiful colorful deer.

These deer are not only beautiful, but also fat and strong. Looking at his little eyes surrounded by golden dragons, they are also very disdainful.

Bai Er snorted coldly, disdainful, isn't he just the legendary god deer!The hundreds of you have completely exceeded the reproduction limit!Abiotic adjustments are required.He wants to encourage the golden dragon to eat, and it is enough to leave you with a male and a female cub.

Therefore, the colorful deer was honorably selected, and the other beasts ran back to their dens without looking back.

This time, Bai Er was entangled in the air by the golden dragon, and he clearly saw that these beasts suddenly ran and stopped.

Bai Er: "..."

The colorful deer are stunned. As auspicious beasts, they are born with luck. Every time, as long as one of them comes to the world, within 100 years, the world will definitely be in good weather and the country will be prosperous.They also thought, as a noble beast, this hairy dog ​​would not dare to choose them, who knew he would choose them!

There was panic among the colorful deer herd.