Chapter 143 Emoji War
Chapter 143 Emoji War
"Host, you are playing with fire!" A comment passed through the live broadcast room. Chen Yu glanced at it and smiled: "That's right, this is called a fire attack!
Do you understand the military tactics passed down by our ancestors?"
Another demon soldier rushed over waving a bone stick. Chen Yu dodged nimbly and took out a lighter. With a "bang", he set the demon soldier's trouser leg on fire.
The demon soldier let out a strange cry and started tap dancing on the spot, trying to put out the fire. The scene was extremely funny.
"Family, did you see that? This is the magic of a lighter!
A must-have for home, travel, and silencing witnesses! " Chen Yu winked at the camera, and the audience in the live studio burst into laughter.
"Anchor, you are such a living treasure!"
"This isn't a battle between immortals and demons, it's clearly a comedy livestream!"
"I'm dying of laughter! This demon soldier is so unlucky!"
……
The comments flooded in like a tide, dazzling Chen Yu. Suddenly, one comment caught his attention: "Host, attack with emojis!"
Chen Yu was stunned. Emoticons? That was a novel idea. His eyes rolled as a plan came to mind.
"Commander Li, can you lend me your sound transmission array?" Chen Yu shouted to Li Yong.
Li Yong was busy fighting with the demon soldiers. When he heard Chen Yu's words, he took the time to reply: "Mr. Chen, the situation is critical now. What do you want the sound transmission array for?"
"I have a clever plan to repel the enemy!" Chen Yu said mysteriously.
Li Yong was skeptical, but he still separated a trace of his spiritual consciousness and handed over the control of the sound transmission array to Chen Yu.
Chen Yu took over control and immediately contacted his assistant Xiao Wang in the mortal world.
"Xiao Wang, do me a favor and print out a batch of emojis right now. I want giant ones, the bigger the better!
As for the pattern, let’s use that one…yes, that’s right, ‘funny’, ‘doge’, and ‘Kim Gwan-chan’!
Be fast! "
When Xiao Wang received Chen Yu's instructions, although he was confused, he immediately followed them.
In less than ten minutes, a batch of huge emoticon packages were printed out and sent to the delivery point designated by Chen Yu via express delivery.
Chen Yu activated the teleportation array and beamed the emojis to the Immortal Realm. With a wave of his hand, countless giant emojis fell like snowflakes, covering the sky and the sun.
"Family members, the time has come to witness a miracle!" Chen Yu excitedly shouted to the camera.
He activated his magic to fix these emoticons on a huge billboard, and then used even more powerful magic to project the billboard in front of the demon army.
The demon army, which was originally so aggressive, was collectively stunned the moment they saw these emoticons.
They had never seen such a bizarre image before, and their eyes widened in confusion.
A demon soldier with a bull's head pointed at the "funny" emoji and asked his companion next to him in confusion: "What is this?
It looks really weird.”
His companion scratched his head, also bewildered: "I don't know, I've never seen it before."
Another winged demon soldier saw the “doge” emoji and trembled with fear: “What…what kind of monster is this?
The eyes are so scary!"
His companions also began to tremble: "Yeah, it's so scary!"
The demon soldiers were talking among themselves, their original morale gone.
They began to feel inexplicable fear and anxiety, and their fighting capacity plummeted.
Some demon soldiers with weaker psychological endurance even collapsed and ran away crying.
"Mom, I'm scared!" A demon soldier threw away his weapon and ran away.
"I don't want to fight anymore!" Another demon soldier followed and fled.
More and more demon soldiers began to flee, and the originally neat formation instantly became chaos.
Chen Yu looked at the defeated demon army and smiled triumphantly.
This emoticon attack is surprisingly effective!
"Family, did you see that? This is the mysterious power from the East—the power of emoticons!"
Chen Yu proudly explained to the camera, and did not forget to praise his own wit, "Well, am I smart?"
The audience in the live broadcast room was already laughing so hard that they were rolling on the floor, and comments were pouring down like a waterfall.
"Anchor, you are such a genius!"
"This trick is amazing! I'm dying of laughter!"
"Demons: Who did we offend?"
……
Li Yong's jaw almost dropped as he looked at the incredible scene in front of him.
He had fought for many years and had never seen such a strange tactic. These demon soldiers were actually scared away by a few pictures?
He walked up to Chen Yu and asked with a puzzled look on his face, "Mr. Chen, what... are these things?"
Chen Yu pointed at the emojis and explained, "These are called emojis. They are a kind of... a kind of mental attack weapon in the mortal world!
Look, these demon soldiers are all scared silly!"
Li Yong was still confused, but seeing the demon army in disarray, he had to admit that Chen Yu's trick was indeed effective.
Lin Qingxue and Liu Ruyan also walked to Chen Yu. Although they also thought that Chen Yu's behavior was a bit funny, they couldn't help laughing when they saw the demon soldiers fleeing.
"Chen Yu, you are such a weirdo." Lin Qingxue said with a smile.
"However, this trick is indeed very effective." Liu Ruyan also said with a smile, gently waving the red folding fan in her hand, with admiration flashing in her eyes.
Even the Peony Fairy hiding behind Chen Yu poked her head out and looked at the emoticons curiously.
Although she didn't understand what these things were, she found them very interesting.
"What is this? It's so funny." The Peony Fairy pointed at the emoticon pack of "Director Jin" and asked curiously.
Chen Yu explained with a smile, "This is the expression of Director Jin, a very famous person..."
The Peony Fairy nodded, not quite understanding.
At this moment, a huge demon soldier fell from the sky and landed in front of Chen Yu and others.
This demon soldier was three meters tall, with muscles all over his body. He held a huge mace in his hand and looked very majestic.
"Who is it? How dare you tease my demon army?" the demon soldier asked in a muffled voice, his voice like thunder.
Chen Yu looked at the demon soldier and was not afraid at all. Instead, he thought that the demon soldier looked quite funny.
"That's me." Chen Yu pointed at himself and said with a grin, "How's my emoji attack? It's working well, right?"
The demon soldier looked at Chen Yu with a puzzled expression. He looked around and saw those huge emojis, and he was also a little confused.
He had lived for so many years and had never seen anything like it.
"What... are these?" the demon soldier pointed at the emoticons and asked in confusion.
Chen Yu explained with a smile: "This is called an emoticon package, it is a kind of...art form in the mortal world!
How about it, do you like it? "
The demon soldier scratched his head, still bewildered. Although he didn't understand what these things were, he felt something was wrong.
He raised the mace in his hand and said to Chen Yu: "No matter what it is, if it dares to stop my demon army, it must die!"
After saying that, he swung the mace and hit Chen Yu.
Chen Yu dodged quickly, and the mace flew past his body and made a big hole in the ground.
"That was close!" Chen Yu patted his chest, still feeling scared.
Seeing this, Li Yong hurried forward and waved his sword to block the attack of the demon soldier.
"Mr. Chen, please step back and let me deal with him!" said Li Yong.
"Alright!" Chen Yu quickly stepped aside and continued explaining to the camera in the live broadcast room, "Family, now it's Commander Li's turn to perform!
Let us admire his superb swordsmanship together!"
Li Yong and the demon soldier fought in a group, with swords flashing and sticks shadowing, and it was difficult to tell the winner for a while.
Chen Yu was enthusiastically explaining the battle situation and did not forget to cheer for Li Yong.
"Commander Li, come on! Hit him! Hit him!" Chen Yu waved his fists and shouted excitedly.
The audience in the live broadcast room were also very excited and gave Li Yong gifts.
"Commander Li is mighty!"
"Defeat the demons!"
"Send rockets to Commander Li!"
……
At this moment, the system's voice suddenly rang in Chen Yu's mind: "Congratulations host, the hidden mission has been triggered - Emoji War!
Mission requirements: Use emoticons to defeat the demon army. Mission reward: A mysterious gift pack.
Chen Yu immediately perked up when he heard this. A hidden mission? A mysterious gift pack?
This is too exciting!
He rolled his eyes and had a new idea.
Chen Yu almost laughed out loud when he heard the system notification tone. Mysterious gift package!
This is good stuff! He quickly opened the system panel to check the task details.
"Task requirements: Use emoticons to defeat the demon army." Chen Yu touched his chin, pondering the meaning of this sentence.
Does "defeat" mean total annihilation, or simply pushing them back?
If it's the former, then it's a bit difficult. If it's the latter...
Chen Yu looked up at the strong demon who was still fighting fiercely with Li Yong, then looked at the emoticons flying all over the sky, and a plan came to his mind.
"Commander Li, thank you for your hard work! Let me do it!" Chen Yu shouted to Li Yong.
Li Yong was fighting with the strong demon man, and he was stunned when he heard Chen Yu's words.
"Mr. Chen, are you okay?" he asked while swinging his sword to block.
This strong demon man is extremely powerful and has thick skin and flesh. He is struggling a bit. How can Chen Yu, with his thin arms and legs, do it?
"Of course!" Chen Yu said confidently, "Just watch me!"
He took out a loudspeaker from his storage bag and shouted to the demon man, "Hey!
Big guy! What are you looking at?
The sturdy demon was startled by the sudden sound, stopped attacking, and looked at Chen Yu in confusion.
Chen Yu cleared his throat and continued, "Look at you, you're so big and strong, not cute at all!
Look at our emoticons, how cute they are! "
As he spoke, he controlled several "funny" emoticons to float in front of the strong demon man.
The demon clan strong man looked at these emoticons, confused. What the hell is this?
"Look at this 'funny', how happy he is laughing! And look at this 'doge', how cute he is!
And this 'Director Jin' is so magical!" Chen Yu introduced him incessantly, not forgetting to add some internet buzzwords. "How is it? Isn't it very exciting?"
The burly demon was completely confused and had no idea what Chen Yu was saying.
He just thought these emoticons were weird and made him uncomfortable.
"Shut up!" The burly demon roared, raised his mace again and smashed it towards Chen Yu.
Chen Yu dodged the attack nimbly, then continued, "Don't be angry!
Being angry will give you wrinkles! Come on, smile! " He manipulated a "crying with laughter" emoticon and floated in front of the demon man.
The demonic warrior looked at the emoji and became even more angry. He felt greatly insulted.
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