12dz Chapter 134 The Immortal Emperor is Confused
Chapter 134 The Immortal Emperor is Confused
Chen Yu, riding on the three-headed hellhound, had just flown a short distance when the system notification sounded: "It has been detected that the host has completed the cross-border express delivery mission. The reward is 10,000 experience points, 1,000 immortal crystals, and a random skill."
"Random skills? What are they?" Chen Yu became interested as soon as he heard it, and quickly opened the system panel to check.
I saw a new skill called "Words Come True" in the skill column. The skill description is: There is a certain chance that what you say will become reality.
"This skill is quite interesting." Chen Yu touched his chin, thinking about how to use this skill.
The three heads of the hellhound sneezed at the same time, almost throwing Chen Yu off its back.
"Hey, hey, hey, hold on, hold on!" Chen Yu quickly hugged the head in the middle.
The three-headed hellhound snorted a few times in dissatisfaction. It didn't like Chen Yu touching its other two heads. It felt like being touched on the butt, which was awkward.
"Okay, okay, I won't touch you anymore, I won't touch you anymore." Chen Yu patted the head of the hellhound to comfort it.
He looked up and around, and found that he had flown away from Xianyun Peak and arrived above an unfamiliar sea of clouds.
"System, are there any fun places nearby?" Chen Yu asked.
"It has been detected that there is a place called 'Yaochi Fairyland' near the host. It has beautiful scenery and abundant spiritual energy, which is suitable for cultivation."
The system replied.
"Yaochi Fairyland? Sounds great, let's go there and take a look."
Chen Yu immediately decided to go to the Yaochi fairyland.
The three-headed hellhound received the order, adjusted its direction, and flew towards the fairyland of Yao Chi.
After flying for about an hour, Chen Yu saw a magnificent palace complex in the distance, looming in the clouds and mist, like a fairyland.
"Is this the fairyland of Yao Chi? It really lives up to its reputation." Chen Yu exclaimed.
The three-headed dog of hell slowly landed at the entrance of Yao Chi Fairyland.
Two fairies in white dresses were standing at the entrance. When they saw Chen Yu riding the three-headed dog of hell, they showed expressions of surprise on their faces.
"Who are you? How dare you trespass into the fairyland of Yaochi?" asked one of the fairies with a somewhat unfriendly tone.
Chen Yu jumped down from the back of the three-headed hellhound and bowed. "My two fairy sisters, I am Chen Yu, and I have come to visit the Yaochi Fairyland."
Another fairy looked Chen Yu up and down. Seeing that he was dressed simply and had an ordinary demeanor, he didn't look like a big shot. She softened her tone a little, "The Yaochi Fairyland is the residence of the Queen Mother. No outsiders are allowed to enter."
Chen Yu smiled and said, "I'm not a random person. I'm here to deliver a package to the Queen Mother."
As he spoke, he took out a package from his storage ring with the words "Yaochi Fairyland, to the Queen Mother of the West" written on it.
The two fairies looked at each other in bewilderment. It was the first time they heard of someone delivering a courier to the Queen Mother.
"What is this you are sending?" asked one of the fairies.
"A specialty of the Demon Realm, freshly baked konjac tofu." Chen Yu said seriously.
The two fairies were even more confused when they heard this. What is konjac tofu?
Would the Queen Mother eat this kind of thing?
Just as the two fairies were hesitating, a burst of fairy music came from afar.
In the sky, a group of cranes were flying, colorful flags were fluttering, and a golden carriage was slowly approaching.
"It's the Queen Mother's carriage!" The two fairies knelt down quickly and shouted, "Welcome the Queen Mother!"
Chen Yu also saw the golden imperial carriage. His eyes turned and a plan came to his mind.
He fell to the ground with a thud, clutching his leg and wailing loudly: "Ouch, someone's been killed!
Someone was killed!"
The two fairies were stunned, not understanding what was happening.
The Queen Mother's palanquin also stopped. A middle-aged woman, elegant and graceful, wearing a golden phoenix robe and a phoenix crown, stepped out from the palanquin.
She saw Chen Yu lying on the ground and frowned slightly, "What happened?"
Chen Yu cried with tears and snot, "Queen Mother, you have to make the decision for me!
Your fairy rode a three-headed monster and hurt me!"
He pointed at the Cerberus and deliberately said "Cerberus" as "three-headed monster".
The two fairies quickly explained, "Queen Mother, this man has trespassed into Yaochi Fairyland on a three-headed dog from Hell. We were just about to capture him..."
Before they could finish, Chen Yu interrupted them, saying, "Nonsense! It was you who knocked me down riding on the three-headed monster!
I am a good citizen, how could you treat me like this!"
The Queen Mother looked at Chen Yu, then at the two fairies kneeling on the ground, and for a moment she couldn't tell who was right and who was wrong.
Chen Yu took the opportunity to take out his mobile phone, opened the live broadcast room, and said to the camera: "Family members, did you all see it?
It was the Queen Mother's fairy who injured me! The Queen Mother must give me an explanation!"
In the live broadcast room, the audience had already started laughing like crazy.
"The anchor's fraudulent skills are truly perfect!"
"666, they're blackmailing the Queen Mother!"
"Queen Mother: Who have I offended?"
"I feel sorry for the Queen Mother for a second."
The barrage of comments flew like snowflakes, instantly flooding the entire screen.
The Queen Mother looked at the glowing cube in Chen Yu's hand, then looked at the densely packed text on the screen, her face bewildered.
She had lived for tens of thousands of years and had never seen anything so strange and bizarre.
Seeing the Queen Mother's bewildered look, Chen Yu laughed inwardly.
He cleared his throat and said to the phone, "Family, Queen Mother Wang doesn't seem to understand the situation. Let me explain it to her again.
As for me, I am a courier, and today I came to Yao Chi Fairyland to deliver a package.
As a result, I was hit by one of the Queen Mother's fairies. Now, I demand that the Queen Mother compensate me for my medical expenses, lost wages, mental damages, etc., in total... well, I'll just give you 10,000 peaches."
In the live broadcast room, the audience was excited again.
"Ten thousand peaches! The host is so bold!"
"Queen Mother: What sin have I committed?"
"I feel sorry for the Queen Mother's Peach Garden."
"Anchor, you are blackmailing me!"
Chen Yu ignored the comments on the barrage and continued to say to the Queen Mother: "Queen Mother, look, so many people are watching, you can't just refuse to pay."
The fairies around the Queen Mother all showed angry expressions.
They thought Chen Yu was too arrogant and dared to blackmail the Queen Mother.
A fairy who looked like a foreman stepped forward. She was wearing a light yellow gauze dress and a golden hairpin on her head. She looked quite pretty. She pointed at Chen Yu and shouted angrily, "You bold lunatic! How dare you be so disrespectful to the Queen Mother!
Come, take him down!"
Several guards immediately stepped forward and prepared to arrest Chen Yu.
Chen Yu sneered and patted the three heads of the three-headed hellhound. "Who dares to touch me?"
The three-headed hellhound let out three low roars and breathed out hot breath, scaring the guards away.
The Queen Mother waved her hand, signaling the guards to withdraw. She looked at Chen Yu and said in a deep voice, "Young man, who are you?"
Chen Yu smiled and said, "I'm just an ordinary courier, and I came to Yaochi Fairyland to deliver a package.
I didn’t expect to encounter something like this.”
The Queen Mother looked at Chen Yu and pondered in her heart. She always felt that Chen Yu was not simple, but she couldn't put her finger on what was wrong.
An old man in a green robe and holding a whisk walked out from behind the Queen Mother.
He looks like an immortal, with white hair and a youthful face, giving people a sense of awe without even being angry.
"Your Majesty, this person's origins are unknown, so don't trust him." The old man whispered to the Queen Mother.
The Queen Mother nodded, "Taibai Jinxing's words make sense." She turned to look at Chen Yu, "What exactly is this live broadcast you're talking about?
And what is this glowing cube in your hand?"
Chen Yu patiently explained, "Live streaming is... well, it's a technology that can transmit my image and sound to my audience in real time.
This glowing cube is my live streaming device." He pointed to the screen of his phone and said, "Look, so many people are watching us."
The Queen Mother and Taibai Jinxing looked at the dense barrage of comments on the screen and became even more confused.
They never imagined that there was a world where people could watch other people's lives in real time.
"It's something I've never heard of or seen before." Taibai Jinxing exclaimed.
Seeing that Queen Mother Wang and Taibai Jinxing still looked confused, Chen Yu felt a little impatient.
He coughed and said, "Queen Mother, let's talk about compensation first.
Ten thousand peaches, not one less."
The fairies around Queen Mother Queen Mother showed angry expressions again. They felt that Chen Yu was too arrogant.
"You bold lunatic, how dare you blackmail the Queen Mother!" the leading fairy shouted again.
Chen Yu ignored them and continued to speak to the Queen Mother, "Queen Mother, look, so many people are watching. If you refuse to pay, your reputation will be ruined."
The Queen Mother pondered for a moment, and finally agreed to Chen Yu's request, "I can give you ten thousand peaches.
But you must tell me where you come from, and what is the Earth you are talking about?"
Chen Yu laughed heartily, "Queen Mother, you've asked the right person.
As for me, I come from a place called Earth, where..."