12dz Chapter 310: An Unforgettable Lunch
Chapter 310: An Unforgettable Lunch
In the afternoon, seeing that Shang Buqun was off duty, Shang Buhui stepped into the Prime Minister's Mansion with a nervous mood.
She knew very well how much her brother hated wearing women's clothes since he was a child, and she was a little embarrassed to tell Yu Jiuer about the ridiculous idea she proposed.
She didn't know if her brother would get angry and kick her out of the house if she told him about Yu Jiuer's idea.
"Brother! Have you eaten?" Shang Buhui sat down, feeling a little at a loss.
Shang Buqun looked at Shang Buhui with a puzzled look on his face: "Sister, are you okay? Just say whatever you want to say. Did Fang Zheng hit you? Do you want a divorce?"
Shang Buhui said angrily: "He doesn't dare to hit me! Can't you just hope for me?"
"Then why do you look so anxious?"
"It's still Yu Jiuer!" Shang Buhui swallowed the words that were on the tip of his tongue. He was hesitant to speak, thinking about how to phrase it in a way that would minimize the insult.
When Shang Buqun heard the three words "Yu Jiuer", an ambiguous light flashed in his eyes.
He gently put down the teacup, concealed his emotions, and asked casually, "What's wrong with Yu Jiuer? What does she want to do?"
"She, she wants to see you!" Shang Buhui gritted his teeth, closed his eyes, and spoke very quickly, "She wants you to dress up as a woman and go to Prince Jing's mansion to see her!"
After saying that, Shang Buhui opened his eyes and secretly looked at Shang Buqun, and hurriedly explained, "This was Yu Jiuer's idea, not my sister's! If you feel embarrassed, forget it, I will reject her right away! She is really capable of making trouble!"
"No, I agree!"
A few words came out, Shang Buhui thought he had heard it wrong, and asked again, "What did you say?"
"I agree!" Shang Buqun said woodenly, "Rumors about us are spreading all over the capital, so we need to be cautious when we meet."
"What I'm saying is, you want to wear women's clothes, don't you have any problem with that?" Shang Buhui looked incredulous.
Brother, where is your face? Where is your dignity?
Shang Buqun picked up the teacup to hide the excitement that flashed across his eyes, and asked calmly, "No problem! When are we going?"
Shang Buhui hadn't recovered from his shock yet, so he answered instinctively, "Tomorrow at noon!"
It was not until the carriage drove out of the Prime Minister's Mansion that Shang Buhui came to his senses. He immediately ordered someone to go to Prince Jing's Mansion to tell Yu Jiuer that the matter had been accomplished.
Yu Jiuer was so happy when she received the news that she lost herself in joy. She finally lived up to the Eighth Princess's expectations.
She immediately ran to the study to find Jun Mo and asked him to go to the palace to pick up the eighth princess tomorrow.
Jun Mo pulled Yu Jiuer onto his thighs and bent over to kiss her. Yu Jiuer wanted something from him, so she tried her best to comply.
After a while, her clothes slipped off, and Yu Jiuer grabbed his hand with an unstable breath, stopping him from doing anything rash: "In the study!"
Jun Mo asked in a hoarse voice, "So what? You invited the Prime Minister to your residence. You are so brave. Can't I charge you some interest? If you don't serve me well, don't hold the luncheon tomorrow!"
Yu Jiuer instantly became timid and wrapped her arms around his waist: "We have to do it! Your Majesty is wise!"
After the morning court the next day, the Eighth Princess and Jun Mo entered Prince Jing's Mansion with an excited look on their faces. After arriving, she only greeted Yu Jiuer and rushed into the kitchen to personally cook soup for Shang Buqun.
"You know the Prime Minister's preferences very well!" Yu Jiuer leaned against the kitchen door and teased her, "Look at your cooking skills, you are quite good at it. Did you practice it for him?"
The Eighth Princess blushed and said, "Yes! I fell in love with him at first sight when I first saw him when I was ten years old. In order to cook a meal for him personally, I prepared for many years."
"Ten years old? Doesn't that mean you've been secretly in love with him for six years? You're in a premature love relationship!"
The Eighth Princess shyly replied: "I don't know what premature love is. I only know that in this life, there is no room for anyone else in my heart. Only him is enough!"
Yu Jiuer felt heartbroken after hearing this. It was really hard for her to hide such deep love for so long.
At this moment, she was busy sweating for her beloved, but her face was full of happiness. Yu Jiuer couldn't help but persuade her: "Don't prepare too much. I have asked someone to prepare fresh ingredients. We will eat hot pot and teppanyaki at the same time!"
“What is teppanyaki?”
"It's a fresh way to eat raw ingredients by grilling them on a hot iron plate!" Yu Jiuer said with a joking look on her face, "I've also invited the Lingyun Opera Troupe, and we'll eat while listening to the opera. You can make teppanyaki for him and feed it to him yourself!"
The Eighth Princess's face was red as blood, and she whispered, "This one doesn't have to be completed. I don't want to embarrass him."
"Of course I have to complete it! Only when you get ten things together can you bury the wish book under the witch tree so that your wish can come true in the next life!" She couldn't help but feel sympathy for such a simple girl.
The eighth princess bit her lip and said nothing.
At noon, Shang Buhui's carriage drove into Prince Jing's mansion for a banquet.
Yu Jiuer looked at the beauty who got off the carriage, and she couldn't bear to blink: "Beautiful! She is so beautiful! A fairy from heaven could only look like this!"
Jun Mo covered her eyes and said in a sour voice: "What's so good about having a flat chest and a flat butt? Wipe your saliva, you are embarrassing yourself!"
The Eighth Princess also stared at Shang Buqun without blinking. Even though she knew it was rude, she just couldn't bear to miss any of his looks.
"Ahem!" Shang Buqun coughed twice uncomfortably and said in a muffled voice, "What are you looking at? Eating a meal is really tiring. If you don't prepare a surprise for me today, I'm going to flip the table."
Yu Jiuer laughed and teased him: "Isn't it just a man dressed as a woman? Look how awkward you are! Don't I often dress as a man? You will get used to it after a few times.
Besides, you look so good, how pleasing to the eye will you be in this costume? We all like it very much!"
Shang Buqun said coldly: "Humph! How many more times do you want to pretend? Don't just talk without any hesitation! If you have the ability, why don't you let your prince pretend to be one and try?"
"It's not like I haven't dressed up before!" Jun Mo gazed at Yu Jiuer affectionately, "In the brothel in the Western Regions, remember? It was you who put on the makeup for me!"
"Remember, my prince is more charming than anyone else when he wears women's clothes!" After Yu Jiuer said this, she saw Liu Qingyun on the stage dressed up as a woman and ready to perform. Suddenly, she had an idea.
"Why don't we have a costume party today? Men change into women's clothes, women change into men's clothes, we swap genders and have an unforgettable lunch, okay?"
Shang Buhui and the Eighth Princess immediately applauded.
Jun Mo said with a sour face: "I can't find suitable female clothes for the time being, so I won't dress up!"
"There really is no suitable female clothing for the prince's size!" Yu Jiuer touched her chin, "It's not easy!"
Jun Mo, who thought he had escaped a disaster, breathed a sigh of relief. Unexpectedly, Liu Qingyun, who was singing on the stage, suddenly stopped and shouted excitedly:
"There are two sets of women's clothing in the box I brought. I'm sure Your Majesty can wear them!"
Jun Mo glared at the nosy guy who was meddling in other people's business.
Liu Qingyun, however, looked triumphant and quickly ran off the stage to find a skirt for Jun Mo.
"Great! Let's begin the transformation!" Yu Jiuer pushed Jun Mo into the bedroom, "Your Highness, I will draw your eyebrows and dress you up!"
After entering the room, Jun Mo still wanted to resist, but Yu Jiuer immediately gave him a sweet kiss and said coquettishly: "My Lord, there are very few interesting things in life, just satisfy me!"
There is nothing that a kiss can't solve. The cold and straight-forward Prince Jing was fooled by his wife. When he walked out of the room, he had transformed into a tall beauty, while Yu Jiuer looked like a handsome young man.
Everyone put on their makeup and appeared in the hall. We stood there looking at each other. Suddenly, everyone in the hall burst into laughter.
Yu Jiuer made a gesture of invitation and clapped her hands. The servants came in one after another without looking around, and brought plates of bloody raw meat, green lettuce, crispy lotus root slices and other dishes that were so raw that they could not be regenerated to the table.
Shang Buqun widened his eyes and shook his head, "No! No! For the sake of novelty, it's fine to dress up as a woman, but you also want to learn from the savages to eat raw and cold food? Yu Jiuer, do I have a grudge against you? Why are you playing so wild?"