12dz Chapter 348 Wild Boar: I'll Kill You (1)
Chapter 348 Wild Boar: I'll Kill You (1)
The temperature outside the cave is close to fifty degrees.
The soil in the cave was dry and hard, and the plant roots that were vaguely sticking out looked dried up and dead.
The burly Wang Defa lay on his back with his huge belly staring into the air, and his hind legs could not be seen.
Damn, I’m going to be a mother again.
This is a curse, for sure. There is no way around it.
The weather was extremely hot, and the air he exhaled and breathed in was extremely hot. Wang Defa felt that his brain juice was about to evaporate...
This is India where everyone drinks the water of the Ganges.
According to legend, there are floating corpses and feces in the Ganges River.
There are stinky "bombs" all over the hill at the entrance of the village not far from the cave, and the small animals will not go there easily.
When Wang Defa figured this out, he searched his memory with a look of horror, trying to figure out what species the cubs' biological father was.
[Hum, hum, hum~]
Suddenly, the light in the cave dimmed, and a wild boar came in, lying down without any courtesy, with its head resting on Wang Defa's fleshy belly.
Then another one came in, and another, and another.
Including Wang Defa himself, there were four wild boars, all with big bellies and in different months of pregnancy.
ヾ(。￣□￣)?゜゜゜
Damn, whose bastard's harem is this? !
The stuffy cave became even more stuffy, and the entrance was blocked by a pile of huge pig butts.
The noisy pig sisters said with deep affection, that is her, her, her majestic and majestic husband...
ヾ(????)?
Wang Defa covered his pounding chest with his front hoof and said, "Thank goodness, it's okay, nothing happened to Asan. It's a purebred, a wild boar cub!"
During the days of waiting for delivery, the pig sisters almost all stay in the cave, and the task of hunting is undertaken solely by the pig husband.
Wang Defa lay at the entrance of the cave to breathe the relatively clean air, but he always felt dry, numb and itchy in his nostrils.
Well, I haven’t taken a shower for a while. Living in a smelly pigsty, my nose has long been smoked into a decoration, with two round black holes leading straight to my forehead.
It was fifty degrees in the afternoon and it suddenly rained. Wang Defa, who put his head at the entrance of the cave to get some fresh air, washed his face for free.
The pig sisters behind him also woke up from hunger and rushed over anxiously, roaring.
Wang Defa was very pregnant at this time and his center of gravity was unstable, so he staggered after being hit.
Mr. Pig went out last night and hasn't come back yet. I don't know where he went.
Wang Defa judged others by his own standards and guessed the whereabouts of his son's father with the greatest malice.
The rain stopped, the clouds dispersed, and the sun came out.
Before the water on the ground had time to gather into a puddle, it was turned into mist by the strong returning sunlight.
The pig sisters took small steps happily, without any mud or water splashing on their hooves, and soon ran out of sight.
Wang Defa had just struggled to get up when urine started to flow out from between his hind legs.
Well, the guys couldn’t wait for an auspicious day and suddenly launched an attack.
The little expert in giving birth was not in a hurry at all. She took advantage of the quiet time to carve out a dry place.
The wild boar gave birth so smoothly and silkily. [Pooh~Pooh~Pooh~Pooh~] After a series of noises like small balloons being punctured, a litter of black and dirty little piglets appeared on the ground.
Wang Defa widened his eyes and confirmed again and again, and finally felt relieved.
However, that night, Mr. Pig, who was happy to be a father, did not return home all night.
The next morning, the pig sisters stumbled back and brought back bad news -
The mighty and majestic Pig Hermit was caught by the men in the village. It was said that something terrible had happened to him. After howling for a day, he was killed with a knife.
Now all the villagers gathered together to share several hundred kilograms of wild boar meat. Those eating the meat with big mouthfuls were all men whose faces were so dirty that they could not be seen clearly.
The pig sisters cried and couldn't help drooling when they talked about this. Even if the barbecue was burnt, the fragrance spread ten miles away. They ran over because they were attracted by the smell.
Then I saw the big head of my dear and respected pig husband thrown on the ground...
Wang Defa listened to the pig sisters' crying with an expressionless face, but his heart was already agitated. He had known that Ah San had no moral integrity, but he did not expect that he would not even let the boars go. How cruel he was.
Damn, it's all dirty!
The Indians are brazenly talking about hosting the Olympics, but who dares to come? ! The five circles must all be drawn solid...
The little piglets didn't care who ate their father. They arched their mouths to seek milk, crying and yelling ferociously.
There is no way. If you fall behind, you will go hungry, and if you go hungry, you may not survive a night.
The pig sisters then noticed that Wang Defa had given birth, their faces changed, and they turned around and ran away -
This is a big family that was formed temporarily, and it is a five-cornered relationship that is maintained entirely by the pig husband. If you don't leave now, are you waiting to help support the burden? !
They are not my biological children, who has the time for that? !
The idle pigs ran away without looking back, and Wang Defa suddenly realized that he was extremely hungry. The little nutritional reserves he had were sucked up by the piglets, and his milk was not enough to supply him.
The little piglets were anxious, shaking and bumping around. Wang Defa, who had just given birth and whose estrogen level had not yet completely dropped, actually felt a rare sense of guilt.
Okay, let’s go find some food!
The men in the village do not work in the fields, and there are almost no decent crops. The few scattered patches are all planted by trembling old women. Most of the land has no hair at all.
There were weeds growing on the hillside, but most of them had died due to the extremely hot weather.
Wang Defa came out of the woods excitedly, but saw the hillside covered with manure and nowhere to step. He was disgusted to death!
As luck would have it, there happened to be a dark-skinned Indian man squatting nearby.
It was rare for him to have a big meal of meat, and his stomach couldn't take it.
Wang Defa didn't notice that he was seen or was being remembered. He just turned around and went back to the woods to find some small animals to eat.
When the dark-skinned Indian brother saw the wild boar trying to escape, he quickly pulled up his trousers and stepped on the ground with one foot deep and one foot shallow, not caring that the shit was all over the ground.
When Wang Defa heard the excited voices of his companions behind him, he was so frightened that his four soft hooves pounded into invisible feet and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
It’s not over yet—
Wang Defa, who was stupid for three years after pregnancy, didn't know that a group of Indian brothers who were always thinking about eating, drinking and sleeping could turn into Sherlock Holmes when they encountered prey. Their brains devoured by the rice caterpillars commanded their eyes to quickly lock onto the eye-catching pig hoof prints on the ground.
Wang Defa, who had just killed two black rats and a stupid rabbit and was barely half full, had just rushed back to the cave. Before he could even invite the piglets to eat, he was surrounded by a group of ragged, black-faced men.
Haha, they all have the standard Indian look.
Wang Defa gritted his teeth, but female wild boars were born without weapons, and all they could rely on were their hard hair and meat!
The principle that force can defeat skill is the same everywhere.
The leader, A San, was the first to rush up and attack, but was knocked over by Wang Defa and fell on a tree stump, unable to straighten his back due to the pain.
Bah, you deserve it!
A large yellowish thing behind the tree stump was disturbed, and it swung its tail angrily, knocking over another one.
Seeing that they could not get any good results, the other people turned around and tried to grab the piglets!
Pick the soft persimmons.
The little piglets were held under the arms of two men, one on each side. They were so smelly that they cried for help.
Wang Defa dug the ground angrily and rushed after him.
The heat and energy generated by the two mice and one rabbit were quickly consumed. They were so tired that they felt dizzy and dizzy. All the dozen or so cubs were stolen, and not a single one was left.
Wang Defa's eyes were red and he was angry.
ヽ(o`皿′o)?
When I turned around, I found that the Indian brother who led the way up was actually pinching the khaki thing with both hands, laughing strangely and wanted to do something wrong.
That thing was actually a big lizard.
Wang Defa used up all his strength and rushed forward like a landmine, pressing on Asan Ge's back.
Brother San was also a powerful man. He was extremely bold and sexually daring. He suddenly developed great strength and even wanted to kill Wang Defa.
Can this be tolerated? !
Wang Defa opened his mouth wide to fight back, but the big lizard had short legs and a long tail. It saw an opportunity, turned over, and bit down with a big mouth -
[Click——]
A mouth full of hard hair???
Wang Defa was angry and desperate: You are so blind! You accidentally hurt our friendly forces!!!
When Asan saw the two preys killing each other, he clapped his hands and cheered.
Wang Defa had a large lizard hanging from his neck that refused to let go. He stood up suddenly and used up the last bit of his strength to perform a Taishan-like move.
I'll kill you, you bastard!
Brother San died on the spot and turned into a folded paper man.
The light in the wild boar's eyes flashed away, and it was so frustrated!