Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

Chapter 340: Turtle: Master Clear Soup (1)



Chapter 340: Turtle: Master Clear Soup (1)

The lotus flowers in the pond are in full bloom.

A large patch of white, pink and red flowers is hidden in the gaps between the layers of lotus leaves, which is beautiful beyond words.

[Ding-ling-ling~~~]

A small boat came slowly over, with colorful bells hanging on the bow, which was quite childlike.

One end of the wooden paddle was held in a pair of hands with thick joints. The sound of water splashing made the fish at the bottom of the pond flee in panic.

[Grandpa, why don't you pull the net? ]

The little boy with a shaved head and bare buttocks urged the old man who was paddling next to him.

[What are you in such a hurry for? Don’t you want to eat the lotus pods?! If you haven’t picked half a basket yet, your grandma will scold you later.]

[Hiccup~~~]

The little boy burped loudly, remembering the dozen fresh, crispy and sweet lotus pods he had just eaten, which left him with a lasting aftertaste.

[Okay, okay, Grandpa, I won’t rush you anymore~]

The old man smiled with wrinkles on his face. He plucked a lotus leaf and covered the little bald boy's head with it, then continued to pick lotus pods.

The sun is so bright that it dazzles the eyes...

The little boy was lying on the side of the boat playing with his reflection on the water. He blinked his eyes and met a pair of eyes that had just emerged from the water.

Uh, it looks like nostrils, like a pig's, two big, round black holes.

He didn't know what fear was, so he reached out and picked it up.

Haha, it’s a cute little turtle——

Wang Defa, who was reincarnated as an animal for the 70th time, is now a tiny turtle with pig nostrils.

Its whole body is olive yellow, flat and round, and it sticks out its butt, trying to roll over and break free from the tiny claws.

[Grandpa, look what treasure I caught? ]

The little boy was very excited, as if he was presenting a treasure.

Wang·Little Turtle·Defa scratched his limbs and had starry eyes: Oh, he called me baby~

The old man took the little turtle and turned it over and over to look at it with disgust.

[It's so small, it's not even enough to fill the gaps between my teeth. Little carrot, let it grow some more meat! ]

Wang Defa: Huh?! Little carrot?!

The little radish is sitting on a lotus leaf, with a tender and white chubby face. How can it look like a radish?!

[Yes~ It's so small, mom and dad will miss it. ]

Wang Defa: Huh? Yes, yes, let me go home quickly.

The old man pinched the edge of the turtle's skirt with two fingers, turned his hand inward, and then threw it out with a whoosh.

(╯>д<)╯?˙3˙?

Piupiupiu, eight or nine skips in a row.

This was greeted with a series of screams and cheers from Little Radish.

Wang Defa: Gululu~ Gululu~ Good good good~ Poof~ You are so noble, so great, you are using me as a stone...

The old man didn't care at all that a little turtle was hating him.

After picking a full basket of lotus pods, he rowed the boat to collect the nets.

We were lucky. There were fish, shrimps and crabs, but they were not big. After frying them, they were big enough to fool the children's little mouths.

It can be said that I have returned with a full load.

The despised Wang Defa ate his food ferociously, chasing after a group of small fish. His four short legs paddled so fast that there was an afterimage.

The lotus flowers withered one after another, and the petals fell into the water.

The remaining lotus pods on the top of the tree turned from yellow to green. Most of them were taken away by boats, or became dry and purple, staring at the water with their stunted beads and lowered heads.

Wang Defa had grown up a lot, with his big round nostrils flaring because he would occasionally pop his head out to breathe. He would be suddenly frightened by these ugly lotus pods and would hit their roots angrily.

ヾ(?`Д′?)

Bah, you're trying to scare me! Destroy it! Let me have a taste!

The lotus leaves gradually turn yellow, and it is time to harvest lotus roots.

Little Radish went into the water with his bare butt, flapping his arms and legs happily, and circling around Grandpa and Dad.

The two grown men were wearing wet suits and the water was up to their chests, so they had difficulty moving.

[Pfft—Dad, it’s all because of the heavy rain a while ago. Look at me, my mouth is full of mud…]

The younger one said "Pfft, pfft" and was a little complaining.

[Yes, it was only waist-deep last year. I'll get someone to drain and clean out the pond. Maybe we can catch some big fish!]

The father and son took great effort to pull out the lotus roots that were deeply stuck in the mud, and if they were not careful they would hear a crisp sound.

The old man slapped his son on the back of the head and told him to control his strength, as the lotus roots would not be sold at a good price if their eyes were encrusted with mud.

Little Radish was tired from swimming and was about to climb onto the boat when something bit him on the butt. He started crying loudly in pain.

[Woooaaaaaaaa——]

Wang Defa: ???

The father and son who were not far away dropped what they were holding and rushed back to help.

The old man decisively lifted up the whole little carrot, and it was smooth and rustling.

After taking a closer look, he was stunned.

Little Radish's father saw what was going on and burst into laughter.

It turned out that there was a red mole on the little carrot's butt, which was bitten by a stupid turtle and would not let go.

【Woo wa wa wa, stinky dad, laugh at me, woo woo woo! 】

The old man glared at his son, anger laced in his voice.

[What are you laughing at? Why don’t you do anything? The fortune teller said that this is a lucky mole for becoming a high-ranking official. If you can’t get it, I’ll chop you to death!!!]

Little Radish's father held back his laughter and reached out his hand, pulling the little Radish, who screamed loudly.

She was just acting coquettishly just now, but this time she was really crying because of pain.

Once a turtle bites something, it will not let go easily.

Wang Defa's neck was pulled out ten centimeters, almost reaching his limit. He refused to let go and could vaguely taste the sweet and greasy smell of blood.

The little radish screamed like a piglet being killed, so miserable~

The old man couldn't count on his son, so he quickly soaked the radish in water again, waited for two seconds and then took it out.

Hey, it's the same old thing.

[Quick, there is a knife on the boat, chop off the head of this living turtle for me! ! ! ]

(?_?)

Wang Defa closed his eyes: What a cruel old man!

Open your mouth, you must open your mouth, your life is at stake!

Unfortunately, Little Radish’s father was not such an easy person to talk to. He scooped up the turtle that was about to fall into the water with its mouth loosened, and dug three fingers firmly into the gap of the turtle’s belly shell.

Wang Defa struggled desperately, stretching his head to the limit and twisting it, opening his mouth to bite people.

Can't bite...

?? ?

So, so angry...

Little Radish sobbed and was placed on the boat by his grandfather, where he lay down and gnawed on the freshest lotus root with tears in his eyes.

Every bite and every crunch makes people drool.

[Alright, alright, now that we have enough for this boat, let's go back. It's getting dark, and there's blood on your little carrot's ass. If your mother wants to beat you up, I won't help stop her!]

Little Radish Dad: ...

The little radish looked left and right: snap, snap.

Wang Defa, who was hung by the neck with three circles of hemp rope, said: Ahem, let me go, you bad guys!

It must be said that old couples are indeed very good at predicting things.

Little Radish was held in grandma's arms and loved her with all her heart, and both the grandma and grandson had tears in their eyes.

Little Radish's father didn't get the job of washing the lotus roots, so he was pressed to the ground and kicked several times by his mother.

It wouldn't hurt even if he kicked hard with a pair of size 35 cloth shoes, but he could act, screaming and scaring away several birds.

[Oh my god, I've been soaking in the water for most of the day and I'm almost dead tired. You should feel sorry for your son! Besides, I brought the turtle back to give to Xiaoluo to supplement his diet! ]

Little Radish laughed when he saw his father being beaten. His palms turned red from clapping and he shouted excitedly, "Bu bu, bu bu!"

Grandma put her grandson down, picked up the knife, and bared her teeth.

It was already dark, and there was no light in front of the house, so it was a little dark. A black thing flew over, with a pointed beak and furry hair.

Bang, hanging under the eaves.

This was the last scene Wang Defa saw before he was beheaded.

Chop and eviscerate.

Boil water in a pot, rinse, peel and chop.

Put the casserole into the pot, add the ginger, pour in boiling water and simmer over medium heat.

It simmered for a long time until the moon was at its zenith.

The little radish was walking around the pot, sniffing and drooling.

[Grandma, when can I eat? ]

[Good boy, okay, grandma will scoop you a bowl right away! ]

The clear soup is out of the pot.

The soup is rich and the meat is sticky.

Turtle, dead!


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