Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

Chapter 327: Seagull: Food Given as a Gift (2)

Wang Defa didn't even know when those two left.

The heavy rain came suddenly, and the strong wind came a step late, blowing Wang Defa's hair into a mess, making him look even crazier.

The raindrops were very big, hitting my head with a crackling sound, which was very refreshing.

Looking around, there was only a big tree with lush branches and leaves that could provide some shade.

Wang Defa stumbled over, found the right position, hid in the tree branches, and continued to pretend to be a turtle without moving.

(Popular Science: Don’t stand under a tree during a thunderstorm or you may be struck by lightning.)

Love is not everything in life. The next day, Wang Defa, who had a good sleep, was fully revived and flapped his wings to look for food.

There are fish in the sea, but unfortunately they rarely jump out of the water.

And those dolphins, killer whales and the like that often show up are far from being able to be swallowed in one gulp by Wang Defa's pointed little mouth.

Oh, it’s so depressing.

The weather is very good today, with blue sea and blue sky.

A white three-decker yacht set off from the shore. The driver was guarding the rudder obediently, turning a deaf ear to the movements outside.

Bikinis, slippers and sunglasses were scattered all over the floor.

In the gap between the windows that were not closed tightly, there was a big bird with a sneaky look on its face squatting.

It’s Wang Defa.

The little head turned left and right, and the round little eyes shot out a light of obscene excitement, with an expression of excitement that was hard to conceal.

?(?＞?＜?)?

In fact, you can't see anything. The door of the bedroom at the innermost part of the suite is closed tightly, and only deafening rock music can be heard from inside.

It covers up some high-pitched or low screams very well.

Well, the bed is of good quality and is fixed to the floor. No matter how the person on it tosses and turns, it does not move at all and there is no extra noise.

Wang Defa listened attentively for a while before giving up in disappointment.

Humph, boring.

The sea was calm and there was water all around.

The extreme blue and pure white create a sharp contrast.

The interior of the yacht is luxuriously decorated and obviously privately owned. There is an automatic fishing device on the deck.

Wang Defa tilted his head: Rich people really know how to have fun.

There was a wooden tray on the sofa with a large bowl of fruit smoothie, which looked like leftovers.

Wang Defa did not despise him. He struggled to pry open the window with his pointed beak, slipped in, and dove into the bowl.

Click, click, click, click, it feels great from head to toe.

On a hot day, you should eat ice.

(Popular Science: From a Chinese medicine perspective, the above sentence is not good for health preservation. It is also recommended to drink hot water during the dog days. The author was so hot that his body was burning in the middle of the night that he drank a bowl of cool green bean soup to calm down. Whoever likes to drink hot water can drink it (?_?))

I don’t know how long it took, maybe three to five minutes, maybe more than half an hour? !

The bedroom door was suddenly opened, and a man with a bald head as big as a light bulb strode out, opened the drawer hidden in the bar, took out a cigar and lit it.

Well, smoke afterwards.

Wang Defa understood very well. He had a belly full of smoothies, which made him feel heavy and unable to fly.

Fortunately, the big bald guy didn't look at the sofa. He lit a cigar and put it in his mouth, staring out the window with an empty mind.

Wang Defa squinted his eyes and looked over there. He saw a tall and strong figure, just a silhouette from behind.

Well, except for the top of his head, his body hair that circles in the sun is very thick, and he looks like a hairy gorilla.

Another woman walked out of the room, wrapped in a bath towel, with her hair tied up on top of her head, her face flushed, and her bare feet leaving wet footprints wherever she walked.

Judging from their appearance, this man and woman are of similar age and look like a couple.

Wang Defa guessed that it was probably not the mistress he kept outside.

The woman fiddled with her long hair and mumbled something in an unknown language. The bald man hummed twice but didn't turn around.

A scent of roses came with the wind and reached Wang Defa, who had his mouth open in idiotly.

【ah--】

The woman screamed and turned around, saw the bird on the sofa, jumped up and hid behind the bald man.

The bald guy frowned, picked up the lighter beside him and used it as a weapon and threw it over.

Wang Defa let out a strange cry, flapped his wings, and flew out through the wide-open window.

It landed on the upper railing, which was so slippery that the bird's webbed claws almost lost their grip.

Phew, what a fuss.

There was a string of strange letters written on the hull. Forgive the poor student Wang Defa, I didn’t recognize any of them.

The speedboat was moving very fast, but with nothing to refer to except the water and the waves, it looked like it was still staying in the same place.

The driver dressed in white and standing tall as a pine tree: I suspect you are insulting my skills.

A few seagulls followed and shouted at the leisurely Wang Defa with unfriendly faces.

Why do you get to enjoy yourself here and even get on a luxury yacht?

Wang Defa's stomach, which was full of ice, had long since melted into water. He took advantage of the fact that the seagull, which was chattering with its big mouth, was approaching, so he aimed his biubiu at it and urinated a large bubble of urine.

Bah, who has the patience to listen to irrelevant birds chattering? Go away!

Wang Defa was determined to stay on the boat, and ignored several groups of seagulls that came.

When he was hungry, he would just sneak into the cabin to find something to eat or drink, tiptoeing and sneaking in like a thief, specifically choosing the times when the two energetic man and woman were doing their work.

?（′???）?

I don’t know how far the speedboat can go with the oil in it. The sky changes from dark to light, and then from light to dark again.

Every time the bald guy wanted to collect the fishing nets, he would ask the driver to stop the boat temporarily to help. He really knew how to care about his woman.

Wang Defa stared with envy at the colorful sea fish struggling alive in the fishing nets. Just looking at them made his mouth water.

Unfortunately, the bald guy actually put all the catches into the secret hold under the deck.

Even though he didn't understand what they were saying, Wang Defa could guess that the fish must be brought back to the shore to be eaten.

There were so many, so many that even two wings could not describe the number of circles. How could the three people on the yacht eat it all...

That day, the speedboat docked in the evening.

The bald man and the woman were fully armed, even wearing wigs and sunglasses, and got off the boat in a secretive manner.

Wang Defa squinted his eyes and vaguely heard the shutter flash a few times. The bald man took the woman's hand and quickly got into a car.

Turning his head to look at the driver who remained on the speedboat, Wang Defa was obviously confused about the situation.

A star?! A rich man?!

who cares!

Just get away from the crowd and go to the sea to have some quiet time!

Sure enough, five minutes later, the locals could see an eye-catching headline on their mobile phone news: [The lead singer of a certain band returned from a sweet tryst with a hot girl, suspected to be his ex-wife!!!]

Below the title was a long list of various close-up shots, which were sometimes clear and sometimes blurry. As soon as the star-chasers saw the shiny scalp under the crooked wig, they knew that what the reporter said was right.

Reporters: Add chicken legs, add chicken legs. Is it free to buy the trip privately? Boss, please reimburse us!

These are not things that Wang Defa wants to care about.

It’s getting dark and there’s still no dinner!

I was unfamiliar with the place and couldn't even find a small shop.

The weather seemed to be bad, and it suddenly started to rain heavily. The crackling sound made it difficult for Wang Defa to fly far away, so he had to find a big tree nearby to stop.

The branches and leaves are sparse, providing shelter from the rain and the same effect as being open to the open air.

Wang Defa leaned against the tree trunk sadly. Suddenly he looked up and found a big bird's nest on top. His eyes lit up.

I flew up and took a look, ha, there were three eggs.

Great meal!!!

Wang Defa ate the egg. When he broke the eggshell, he could faintly see red threads dancing in the clear egg white.

What a sin, Ami Tofu.

After he finished eating, he let out a loud burp, which was heard by a crescent-billed eagle that was rushing home in wind and rain.

The eagle was furious.

Wang Defa felt a chill on the back of his head, and before he could react he was pressed into the bird's nest by the sharp claws.

White head, yellow beak, black wings.

The eagle ignored Wang Defa's shocked look with dilated pupils, and quickly lowered his head to settle the revenge for his son's death with one bite.

Seagull, dead!