12dz Chapter 319 Kangaroo: Whoever gives you milk is your mother (3)
Chapter 319 Kangaroo: Whoever gives you milk is your mother (3)
Kangaroos are vegetarians.
Wang Defa prefers eating meat.
However, the first time I stole steak from the table, I couldn’t bite it or tear it apart, so I just swallowed it dry. I almost died on the spot.
(? _ ?)
Tsk tsk, you are a big eater, but your teeth are bad...
Lina is planning a family trip recently, and she is a little worried about how to arrange for the little kangaroo.
Do you need to wear a bikini with a big, squirming pocket hanging from your chest?!
Ah——
The picture was so beautiful that she didn't dare think about it.
Finally, the whole family held a family meeting and voted by raising hands.
Charles glanced at his daughter-in-law's face and raised his hand to express his opposition.
The three siblings couldn't understand each other's expressions, and they all shouted in agreement at the same time.
Lina looked left and right, undecided, and simply gave up.
Okay, 3:1.
The whole family still travels in the pickup truck with rusty door seams. It is spacious and sturdy, with space for three child seats in the back and a large trunk.
After reducing the luggage again and again, I was able to fold the large tent and stuff it into the trunk.
[Oh, Charles, we girls have to wear beautiful skirts when we go to the beach, and we have to match them with different hats and sunglasses. The cute decorations that my daughters like also take up a little space, so please don’t mind~]
Charles gripped the steering wheel tightly. What could he say?
When the vests and shorts of him and Lucas were folded together, they only took up a palm-sized space.
Ahem, it's only slightly better than a little kangaroo that doesn't have to carry anything.
The little kangaroo has been weaned and will eat wherever there are grass leaves and twigs. Don't be too easy to raise it.
Of course, besides the habit of always having to dig into the bag...
The contradictory tastes of the body and the soul made the baby kangaroo have a poor appetite after weaning. It only grew in height but not in flesh. It curled up in the cloth bag, not at all honest, and kept looking out the window.
To be honest, Lina's stomach ached from the pain of the bones, but if she put the kangaroo in the back seat, the kids would definitely take it out of their bags and jump around in the car. She didn't dare to think about the consequences...
(Wang Defa: Oh my God, this is the first time I’ve been away from home since I can remember being a kangaroo. The sky is so blue, the clouds are so white, the trees are so green, the grass…what are those couple hiding behind the haystack doing together?! Ugh, they’re too short, the grass is too hard to see, what a pity…)
The combined brain waves of the five people in the family who were so close together were not as active as the one in Wang Defa's little head.
Excited! Thrilled! Excited!
(No, the author solemnly declares: Wang Defa is a female kangaroo with a pouch under her belly that she can't get into. She has nothing to do with chickens.)
The air conditioner in the car was not turned on at all, and we had to rely on the wind rushing in from the window to keep cool.
What is more important than having fun together as a family? !
When we arrived at the seaside town, the sun was still very dazzling in the sky and had not yet turned into a mature egg yolk. The three kids in the back seat were sleeping all over the place and did not wake up even when we stopped the car.
Charles' feet were numb from pressing the accelerator and clutch. He opened the door, got out of the car, and paced back and forth to relax.
Given their financial situation, it would be easy for them to buy a better car, but the couple had no intention of doing so.
Having four wheels is enough as long as it can move and transport goods, and it doesn’t matter whether the shell is beautiful or ugly.
The old man who is worth tens of millions in the mountain behind their house also drives a broken car, which creaks and is a real old car.
Lina got out of the car, holding her waist. The little kangaroo in her bag had its head tilted to one side with its tongue sticking out.
[Dear, tell me, should we let it go? ]
Charles squatted down, took off the bag and hung it on himself, weighing it with both hands.
【Well, I'm afraid not. It's too thin. 】
In the next few days, Wang Defa had a feast for his eyes. The women walking back and forth on the beach, no matter whether they were fat or thin, showed off their figures very confidently.
It shines brightly, contrasting beautifully with the blue sea and sky, and is very pleasing to the eyes.
The tourists were also quite friendly to the little kangaroos that squatted on the beach and looked around.
Of course, the premise is that the child is well-behaved and small.
Charles was paddling in the shallow water with his two daughters. With his big pectoral muscles, big belly, and hairy chest, he looked like a black bear.
Lina and her mother's follower Lucas were basking in the sun while holding coconuts.
(Wang Defa: Wow~ I really want to whistle! Isn’t this the living Yang Yuhuan?! She has big breasts and a big butt, and she is curvy, like a ripe peach! Questioning Li Longji, understanding Li Longji, becoming Li Longji, a fat wife is so delicious!)
Lucas noticed the little kangaroo's lustful expression and drooling face, so he deliberately knocked it down.
The man and the rat were of equal weight, neither of them could hold the other down, so they rolled around in a ball on the beach, laughing and playing.
There were many families like them who brought their children out on vacation. Gradually, children from the nearby areas could not resist the temptation of the little kangaroos and ran over to play with them.
The screams scared away all the sharks that were lying in ambush near the coast after smelling the scent of human flesh.
Sonic attacks pierce directly into the mind.
This is a wild beach that has not been deeply developed. There are no managers or lifeguards, so the safety is not very good.
Only locals come here, foreign tourists are not so brave.
The little kangaroo was pinned down by a dozen kids. It had a mouthful of sand and closed its eyes. Its mind was filled with images of the kids playing with cats and dogs and running around wildly.
(Wang Defa: I will run away from home! Whoever wants to take care of the children can do it!)
Three days later, on the way back, the family got off the car and the little kangaroo tried to run away from home for the first time.
No success.
The child was a little over one year old and could not jump high. He got caught in a thorn bush on the roadside and could not free himself. He screamed and frantically asked for help.
Fortunately, Lucas refused to give up the search for his friend, and found him with tears all over his face.
??o·(? ?????????? )?o·?
(Wang Defa: I burst into tears. Thank you, the first human being who fed me milk!)
Another year passed.
The eldest and second child have each moved up a grade, but Lucas is still in kindergarten.
The little kangaroo grew strong muscles and was one meter tall. Lucas could no longer overwhelm it by himself.
The grass in the garden was all pulled out.
Charles planted crop after crop, but could not keep up with the rate of consumption.
As a result, the lawn next door suffered.
Charles felt bad and went to apologize with his own grilled skewers.
There is no way. When a naughty child gets into trouble, parents who are sensible and know the ways of the world have to visit the child.
Worry, endless worry.
Charles' big belly was visibly getting smaller.
Another two years passed.
The little kangaroo grew into a big kangaroo, and it went out somewhere in the middle of the night and gave birth to a baby.
(Wang Defa: It’s all because of the beautiful new bride next door. She makes me feel itchy all over. I’m a female kangaroo, but it doesn’t stop me from being lustful…)
???Wronged……
Lucas suddenly learned that the cabbages he had grown were eaten by the pigs outside. He covered his chest and gasped, feeling in advance the sadness and helplessness of an old father marrying off his daughter.
In the middle of the night, under the moonlight, the kangaroo lovers, as if they had strong springs on their feet, ran towards each other, and then found a secluded place together to be affectionate.
The multimillionaire farmer held an old hunting rifle, squinted his eyes and stared at the thieves huddled together on the grassland. He slowly moved the muzzle of the gun, aimed, and hooked his index finger back.
【boom--】
【boom--】
【boom--】
Two shots hit and one missed.
The passionate male kangaroo was shot in the head and fell to the ground instantly.
Wang Defa, who was lying on the ground, was hit in the neck. He was filled with hatred - he would be punished by God for interrupting a good thing!
The gunshot was very loud, and a lamb bleated as it came out from under the sheepfold and ran around aimlessly.
As luck would have it, he ran into Wang Defa who was struggling to escape.
【What? 】
The farmer quickly fired another shot.
【boom--】
Kangaroo, dead!