Chapter 222: Donkey: The Ride (14)
Chapter 222: Donkey: The Ride (14)
The VCR continued to play.
No one can remain unmoved by the scene of a tough guy and a tender heart.
Including the four male guests waiting in line, they couldn't help sniffing. There was tissue paper on the table, and each of them took two pieces, pretending nothing had happened.
After the VCR finished, neither of the two hosts spoke, and no female guest in the audience raised their hands again. Almost at the same time, seven lights were turned off one after another.
[Female guest No. 1, why did you turn off the light? 】
The male host finally came to his senses and asked, then the camera switched to No. 1's face.
She is the youngest of the twelve female guests present. She is only 38 years old, single, has a son with her husband, and is a self-employed person.
[Well, I am so touched, but I think I cannot accept that my man always has another woman in his heart, and I have no way to fight for it! ]
Several female guests who also turned off the lights nodded silently and carefully wiped their tears with paper to avoid ruining their makeup.
[Female guest No. 4, what is your reason for turning off the light? ]
The hostess continued to ask.
[Well, I think the male guest already has someone in his heart, I'll just wait for the next one! ]
她右手边的5、6、7、8、10都赞同地点头,大家都眼明心亮,旁观者清。
Only No. 9 still stubbornly kept his light on, thinking hard about how to exploit his own advantages and trying again.
No. 11 stood there openly, without any unnecessary movements, staring calmly at the audience seats between the guest seats and the stage, as if he was staring at a harvest of cabbages in the field, with tenderness overflowing from him.
There were no lights on in the auditorium, it was dark, and everyone was sitting on small stools. Everyone looked at each other, and couldn't help feeling a little shy.
Finally it’s time to hold hands.
There are three lamps left on the stage.
The male host asked Xu Menglong if he wanted to extinguish one lamp and then let the remaining two female guests come on stage to make the final choice.
Xu Menglong smiled brightly and did not respond to him directly. Instead, he picked up the microphone and spoke loudly and sincerely.
[No. 11 Wu Fang, are you willing to come with me?! I will take care of you from now on!]
Number 11 looked up in surprise.
Number 9 looked disappointed.
No. 3 sighed. She had seen something from Xu Menglong's posture early on. She had also been a female soldier, so she naturally respected such a man who valued friendship and loyalty to his country and the world. It was just... well, their fate had not yet arrived.
The female host smiled secretly. Although the male guest did not play by the rules, being so straightforward would surely make the show more effective and more emotionally appealing when it was broadcast on TV.
No one spoke up to interrupt, and the audience was also silent, only urging in their hearts -
Yes! Yes! Yes! Let’s hold hands! Let’s hold hands! Let’s hold hands!
No. 11 smiled and fiddled with her hair, then walked away from her position. She stopped and stretched out her right hand. A beam of light shone on her face, and her smile was as brilliant as a blooming peony.
[The remaining few steps are your turn! ]
【Wow~】
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Everyone applauded and was so excited that they wanted to jump onto the stage and dance a waltz with their loved ones.
Xu Menglong returned the microphone to the host and walked towards that direction seriously. His steps were steady, and every step was filled with everyone's blessings, as if he was walking on cotton.
The fingertips touch and quickly tighten - the hand holding is successful.
The two walked off the stage together.
The director nodded in the middle of the frozen picture. This should be where the love special effect exploded. These two people were so good at it. They touched his heartstrings.
Male guest No. 2 consciously went behind the curtain and waited. Thinking about the hand-holding scene he had just seen, he felt itchy.
The little donkey, who had already crunched the chicken fillet into his stomach, was also itching to dive into the fragrant oil pan.
[Ah~Ah~Ah~]
How about I trade you a heavy machine gun for a hundred chicken fillets?
Suck! Suck!
It's not dinner time yet, and only the snack stands are still busy with takeout. Apart from the delivery guys, there are almost no other people on the road in front of the store.
When a broken pickup truck passed by, it was easy to spot the little black donkey on the side of the road.
The reason why it is called a broken pickup truck is that this car is very old. Judging from the appearance, it has been driven for at least a dozen years. The black paint has been scratched like a harlequin cat, and various parts make noises when running.
The person driving the car was the second chef who was in charge of purchasing ingredients for a donkey meat hotpot restaurant. Well, he was the number one person under the head chef.
This old man lost all his money playing cards the night before. He had more than 2,000 yuan in his pocket to buy goods, but he lost it all because he couldn't control himself...
He drove this broken van out today to purchase goods. After much hesitation, he still couldn't bear to touch the 50,000 yuan deposit certificate he had made at the beginning of the year. That was the money for marrying a wife. His mother said that he could not touch it even if he was beaten to death.
The moment he saw the black donkey, he was overjoyed.
[God must be sorry for my loss, so I should eat the free food! Ha, I can report to my boss now!]
Well, don’t set up the flag easily, Big Brother!
[Ah~Ah~Ah~]
Alas, I'm throwing my seductive eyes at a blind man. The boss is too busy to even look up, and I can't just stand at the door shamelessly. Two delivery guys who came to pick up their food have already glared at me...
The big brother didn't get off the car, but stopped ten meters away and stared at the donkey. If it turned out to be already owned, his joy would be in vain.
Then he watched the donkey leave the fried chicken shop and continue moving forward, with no reins or anyone following it, either in front or behind.
This was the first time the big brother did this, and he was very nervous. He held the steering wheel tightly, stepped on the clutch, shifted into first gear, and followed at a leisurely speed.
He didn't dare to follow too closely. The donkey has long ears and they are not for decoration. It will run away at the slightest disturbance, and it is very fast. Of course, the meat in the donkey's thigh is the firmest when stewed into hot pot. The skin will be the softest and most glutinous when stewed over low heat overnight.
【what? 】
I don’t know why, but alarm bells were ringing in my heart, as if danger was approaching and would strangle my throat in the next moment!
After dying so many times, I have developed a keen sixth sense.
However, when I looked up and around, I didn't see any suspicious large beasts.
Could it be that someone wants to eat me alive?!
When I turned a corner and a fishing net with thick nylon rope covered my face, I saw through the gap in the net the face of a seemingly honest man with a sneer on the corner of his mouth.
[Hehe, you are really good at walking. This body of meat, including the bones, can sell seven or eight hot pots at most. Well, it must be delicious if it doesn’t cost money! ]
[Ah~Ah~Ah~]
I tried to call for help, but the next moment I was picked up by this old man and thrown into the cargo box of a pickup truck...
The cargo compartment is very short, but it is big enough to hold a two-month-old donkey.
He said he wanted to make me into hot pot... Damn, what bad luck!
Wait, I have a knife!
The big brother had an honest face and was a cautious person. He patted the donkey's head, found some hemp ropes from somewhere, and tied up all four legs of the donkey.
[Hey, you can’t run away this time! ]
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