12dz Chapter 361 General, don't be afraid, I'll take care of you (3)
Chapter 361 General, don't be afraid, I'll take care of you (3)
Su Dingding and Gangzi had just finished a big meal after a busy day when they saw the letter.
"This guy's gone to his death, what a huge problem!"
[Host, three thousand against three hundred thousand, how do you break this?]
“In that dynasty, everything was made of cold weapons, so just give him some guns and ammunition.” Su Dingding yawned.
His thin body was huddled on the kang (a heated brick bed), he was too lazy to move.
Gangzi blinked and asked, "Is there enough time?"
Su Dingding looked at Gangzi.
They said nothing, yet it seemed like they said everything.
Gangzi sighed and jumped into the vase.
……
border town.
Beneath the city walls, the soldiers roared, preparing to breach the city walls.
On the city wall, Bai Yilong led his soldiers, who had just eaten two full meals, to prepare to meet the enemy.
The soldiers were all in high spirits, determined to at least die with full bellies.
Just then, Gangzi rolled out of the vase.
The military doctor, who was guarding the tent, looked anxiously outside. When he saw Gangzi, he was startled.
A divine dog descended from the sky?
Gangzi glanced at him, then casually swayed his large buttocks and walked out.
Before we even reached the city wall, we heard the sounds of fierce fighting.
Gangzi quickly transformed into a bomber and soared into the sky.
Both sides' soldiers heard the sound, looked up at the sky, and stopped fighting in shock.
What a huge... bird!
Moreover, the bird looked rather strange and was unusually fast as it flew over the city wall.
Suddenly someone shouted, "My God, a big bird has laid an egg!"
Amidst shouts, a bomb landed in the enemy ranks, causing countless deaths and injuries with an explosion.
This threw the leader of the barbarian army into a panic.
This bird egg is incredibly powerful!
Gangzi turned around and dropped another bomb.
"Retreat! Retreat quickly!"
The soldiers dared not linger; the rear of the column became the front, and they quickly withdrew.
Gangzi stopped bombing and turned back to the skies above the border town.
"The big bird has entered the city!"
The white-winged dragon's joy turned to worry, but thankfully it didn't hear any unusual noises.
Gangzi returned to the camp and reverted to his golden-haired appearance.
It swaggered into the tent with its big rear end, acting as if nothing had happened, and jumped into the vase under the shocked gaze of the army doctor.
When Bai Yilong returned to his tent and heard the army doctor's report, he confirmed that the dog he had just seen was indeed the reinforcement sent by the Fairy Sister.
Having no way to repay him, he could only write a poem of gratitude.
When Gangzi returned, he found himself in the middle of a farm.
Under the cover of night, Su Dingding was squatting in the sheepfold.
"Gangzi, they've won a battle, they should celebrate!"
【clear!】
On a dark and stormy night, the ruler secretly took fifty sheep, fifty pigs, one hundred chickens, and one hundred ducks from the farm, and then took five hundred fish from the fishpond.
Before dawn, they went to the vegetable greenhouse again and swept up all the ripe vegetables.
The next day, farm owners, fishpond owners, and vegetable greenhouse owners all knelt on the ground and kowtowed, their hands trembling as they held the money in their hands. They had made a fortune!
The border town on the other side.
Bai Yilong led all his soldiers and the people of the city to kneel and worship the Fairy Sister's grace.
Slaughtering pigs and sheep is even more lively than celebrating the Chinese New Year.
Su Dingding couldn't stop smiling when he saw Bai Yilong's heartfelt words, which were over a thousand words long.
This guy is really good at writing; he never repeats himself when praising people.
I'm happy to spend money on him!
"There must not be many generals with literary talent, right?" Su Dingding suddenly remarked.
Gangzi lay sprawled on the kang (heated brick bed), glanced at Su Dingding, and said, "[The ancients all loved to nitpick over words. If the master likes it, so do I!]"
"I do not like."
【That's good. 】
Su Dingding glanced at Gangzi helplessly, "Next, we need to figure out how to get some heavy machine guns and grenades."
[Host, I've found out that Lin Jiang has an arms deal tonight.] Gangzi sat up, chuckling.
"Let's double-cross him tonight!" Su Dingding also thought it was a great idea.
Under the night.
A thin little girl carrying a vase and a golden retriever stepped into the arms deal area.
They were discovered very quickly.
"Little beggar, what are you doing here? Get lost!"
A burly man glared fiercely at Su Dingding.
"What did you call me?" Su Dingding's fragile heart broke down.
Little beggar!
Gangzi bared his teeth and howled at the man, who then pulled out a gun.
But before he could fire, Gangzi bit off his wrist and then his neck.
You're the beggar! Your whole family are beggars!
Su Dingding was also furious, "Gangzi, I want not only weapons, but also money!"
Don't worry, even these people won't escape!
They strode forward, leaving the two groups engaged in the transaction completely bewildered.
what's the situation?
How did this child and this dog get in?
At that moment, something even more incredible happened: for the first time in their lives, they saw a golden retriever standing upright and firing machine guns at them!
Su Dingding carried her vase in one hand, moving swiftly through the hail of bullets.
"Click-click-click..."
She snapped the necks of those bodyguards in black one by one.
A moment later, she and Gangzi had dealt with both groups, and then she put all the guns and ammunition into the vase.
Then, the two boxes of money were deposited into the system space.
The money I spent these past few days has been earned back.
After they left, the police arrived.
They dealt with the two criminal gangs effortlessly.
Knowing that Bai Yilong and his men couldn't use guns, Su Dingding deliberately tossed them a tablet.
It contains videos on the use and storage of firearms and ammunition, as well as some precautions.
I also wrote a user manual for the tablet.
The white-winged dragon was overjoyed; the gift from the fairy sister was enough to make one of them fight against a hundred!
The border town has finally been defended!
After finishing their work, Su Dingding and Gangzi treated themselves to a big meal.
Gangzi still harbors resentment over the comment about a little beggar.
He looked at Su Dingding and thought, "Isn't he just a little thinner, a little more rustic, and has a sallow face that looks malnourished?"
[Host, let me dress you up.]
Su Dingding was taken aback. "What, you're disgusted with me too?"
No, I can't stand people talking about you, especially when you stand in front of me like a child.
Gangzi has no resistance to children, which can arouse its protective instincts.
Su Dingding shook her little head helplessly.
Come on, show.
Gangzi happily gave Su Dingding a makeover, tying her hair into two cute little buns and adding two small pom-poms.
She even wore a little Tang suit, looking playful and cute.
[Host, do you like it?]
Isn't this just Nezha?
Looking at his new look, Su Dingding thought to himself that although he didn't look like a beggar anymore, he looked really tacky.
She would never dare to compliment Gangzi's aesthetic sense.
But seeing its expectant eyes, Su Dingding still managed a happy smile, "Gangzi, this look suits me so well, I love it!"
Gangzi nodded with satisfaction. [I'm glad the host likes it.]
What Su Dingding was really thinking was, "As long as you like it."
Just then, another letter flew out of the vase!