Cultivation of immortality begins with an eighty-year-old eunuch.

Chapter 56 Eunuchs Can't Cultivate Immortality! Chen Fan is Provoked! Is Eunuch Wei Going Mad T

The young man was a eunuch.

Overjoyed, he kept calling out "our family" repeatedly.

The audience was stunned and speechless!

Including Chen Fan.

He stared wide-eyed at the little eunuch, who was only wearing a metal-clad robe, at least ten times.

He could look at the person from beginning to end, and from end to beginning, but he still couldn't find anything special about him.

They both have two eyes, a nose, and a mouth, so why is his the one that shines?

Could it be because he's useless?

Chen Fan's eyes lit up!

Just when he thought this disadvantage was about to become an advantage for a eunuch.

But then the immortal master, who had been resting with his eyes closed and arms crossed, spoke:

"Eunuchs cannot cultivate immortality... step aside!"

What?

Eunuchs cannot cultivate immortality!

Upon hearing this, the eunuch on the stage was struck dumb.

Even Chen Fan's face turned ashen!

"Master...why is our house lit up?!"

The young eunuch from the Eastern Depot asked tearfully!

"Cultivation of immortality emphasizes the perfection of the Great Dao. Your body is incomplete; how can you cultivate immortality? Go down!" The immortal master said with a hint of impatience on his face.

"I refuse to accept this... Why can't eunuchs cultivate immortality!" The young eunuch from the Eastern Depot said through gritted teeth, his face flushed red.

However, the Immortal Master of Changchun Sect only glanced at him.

The little eunuch turned pale, bled from all seven orifices, and died suddenly!

Upon seeing this, Tie Lin, the commander of the Imperial Guards below the stage, immediately sent two men to drag the body away!

"Continue..." The immortal master, having killed the eunuch, waved his hand expressionlessly, as if he had killed a stray dog ​​on the roadside.

Upon seeing this, everyone in the audience burst into laughter.

Some mocked the eunuch for overestimating his abilities, some cursed that a castrated dog was worthy of cultivating immortality, and many more cursed the eunuch for being neither male nor female and unworthy of cultivating immortality.

In short, these people say whatever hurtful things they can, but no one criticizes the Immortal Master of Changchun Sect for indiscriminately killing innocent people.

It's as if eunuchs aren't even human in their eyes.

Chen Fan, standing in the crowd, squinted and remained silent.

He didn't get angry even though he heard the insults coming from his side.

The cursing only stopped after the Imperial Guard Commander Tie Lin ordered everyone to be quiet.

Seeing this, Chen Fan also retreated to the back of the line.

As he was about to leave quietly, he suddenly noticed several young people turning away with dark expressions.

Judging from their walking posture and facial expressions, they were most likely eunuchs from the Eastern Depot.

Because the immortal master said that people with physical disabilities are not worthy of cultivating immortality, these eunuchs lost their desire to cultivate immortality!

The same applies to Chen Fan.

He glanced back at the commotion on the stage, then left without looking back.

……

Leaving the Meridian Gate.

Chen Fan returned to the house.

After closing the door, a hint of anger finally appeared on his face, which had been calm.

Unlike that dead little eunuch who cried and made a scene.

Chen Fan was just sulking.

Seeing Xiaohua sleeping on the table, he casually pinched the little bell.

Meow…

Startled awake from her dream, Xiaohua saw that the old eunuch had returned. She immediately stretched and went back to sleep on the windowsill.

But Chen Fan followed after seeing this.

With his eyes squinted, he pinched the little bell again!

Meow…

Unable to bear it any longer, Xiaohua cried out and quickly jumped out of the window to get away from this perverted old eunuch.

Watching Xiao Hua leave, Chen Fan had a wry smile on his face.

"Cats are all useless... but ours isn't... how sad!"

Chen Fan sighed to himself, his mood somewhat downcast.

After a long silence, he suddenly vanished from the spot.

A world within a bowl.

After seeing Hei Feng sneaking over again, Eunuch Wei...

He swallowed hard, lying on the ground, preparing to launch a sneak attack.

Black Wind was completely unaware that an old eunuch was hiding in the ground.

They walked step by step toward the radish field.

Looking at the nearly ripe radishes, Black Wind's eyes were filled with longing.

With drool dripping from its mouth, it was just about to open its mouth to steal a radish.

"Certainly…"

But then a familiar voice suddenly rang out behind him.

Immediately afterwards, Hei Feng felt his body stiffen, as if he were stuck in a quagmire and could not move an inch.

"What good are you anyway... sigh."

Then, Black Wind suddenly felt someone grab its big bell.

That person not only grabbed it, but also squeezed it twice!

hiss…

Three breaths later, the black wind, now back to normal, let out a hiss!

Feeling deeply humiliated, it instinctively turned around and kicked.

Upon seeing that it was Chen Fan, Hei Feng stood there dumbfounded.

"Why are you so useless... we don't have any..."

Chen Fan, who had no expression on his face, glanced at Hei Feng and then pinched the big bell.

hiss…

Black Wind can't take it anymore!

Seeing the extremely perverted old eunuch in front of it, it suddenly ran away from the place!

Chen Fan, standing still, didn't chase after them.

He simply repeated one sentence:

"Why is our family so useless...?"

This left Eunuch Wei, who had just come from the fields, with a look of utter confusion in his eyes.

He glanced at Eunuch Chen, who seemed to be in shock, and could only help him back to the courtyard.

After a while.

After drinking a cup of tea, Chen Fan finally felt his mouth and tongue were no longer dry.

He stopped speaking and stood there dumbfounded, his eyes vacant.

"Eunuch Chen, what's wrong... what happened!"

With a look of anxiety on his face, Eunuch Wei asked.

"You're useless too..." Chen Fan glanced at Eunuch Wei, then shook his head.

"Useless..." Eunuch Wei blushed, glanced down, and said:

"Eunuch Chen, have you gone mad? Could it be that you've suffered a qi deviation while practicing your martial arts?"

Chen Fan remained silent this time.

He lay on the chair with a blank expression, looking somewhat resigned to his fate.

Seeing this, Eunuch Wei stopped asking questions.

Guessing that Eunuch Chen might have suffered some kind of shock, he simply turned around and went to cook.

It is faintly visible.

Since settling in here, Eunuch Wei has had all his daily necessities provided.

If he ran out of pots, pans, firewood, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar, or tea, he would ask Eunuch Chen to buy them.

He spent his days farming, feeding pigs, cows, chickens, and ducks, leading a very fulfilling life.

Over time, Eunuch Wei got used to this kind of life.

He resembled an old farmer.

Just as they were about to start a fire, they saw Eunuch Chen stand up from his chair.

"Eunuchs are inferior to other people, the immortal master said so!"

Chen Fan stood up and sighed, saying:

"Cultivation of immortality emphasizes achieving the Great Dao, and those with physical disabilities are not qualified..."

He still didn't say those two words.

But Eunuch Wei had already understood.

spread!

He dropped the fire tongs he was holding with a thud.

After exchanging a glance, the two fell silent.

I don't know how much time passed.

Eunuch Wei suddenly stood up and said:

"Why can't eunuchs cultivate immortality? I refuse to accept this!"

"We won't accept this either!" Chen Fan shook his head and sighed.

"But that's the fate of eunuchs..."

"What is fate? Do you even know, Eunuch Chen?" Eunuch Wei retorted!

Chen Fan shook his head.

Looking at Eunuch Wei, who seemed to have been provoked, he advised:

"Don't get agitated... Eunuch Wei..."

"I'm not agitated!" Eunuch Wei said shrilly.

"I'm just indignant, Eunuch Chen! Please let me out! I want to ask that immortal master why eunuchs can't cultivate immortality!"

"You've been traumatized..." Chen Fan said with a bitter expression.

"So be it, Eunuch Chen, you were just so obsessed with squeezing a black horse's testicles!" Eunuch Wei waved his hand and said.

"We're going to go and squeeze the Immortal Master's testicles too, to see if he's only qualified to cultivate immortality because he has testicles!!!"