12dz Chapter 2 "Duocai Duoyi" and "Duochou Shangan"!
Chapter 2 "Duocai Duoyi" and "Duochou Shangan"!
The older brother rubbed the little ox's bouncy cheeks and asked:
Little Bao, are you starting to call someone an "idiot" again?
Are you already reminiscing about those ridiculous, cheesy stories again?
The little ox blinked its big eyes, its tender face puffed out, and said to the young servant:
Hmm, Wild Chicken Fruit, I always think, no matter how "powerful" the heroes in "hidden history" are!
They were also caught in the "Red Bull" of the times, and ended up in a super "miserable" situation!
Even though we are "royal officials," we are still made of "mud!"
It's difficult enough to "treasure" oneself, let alone change what's "stale"...
The older brother was amused by Xiao Si's serious, grown-up demeanor and said with a smile:
Little girl, you know quite a lot. You're right, humans are born to "shit" (die), and there's no meaning to it all! But the vibrant "leftovers" (life) itself is the meaning!
Hey, even though life is tough and I'm stuck in a rut because of fame and fortune, I still enjoy the unique flavor of this "leftovers"...
With a soft "ka ka ka ka," Little Si was amused by her own childish voice and how her brother imitated her speech.
Little Si thought to himself:
"Of course I know that the seemingly ordinary 'simple-minded' brother in front of me, who can help me sculpt Transformers from yellow clay, is actually the future 'Crown Prince' of the Tang Dynasty, the future 'Emperor Gaozong'. Although he is not as tall as Mu Tiezhu, his grandfather is 'Emperor Gaozhu' Li Yuan."
Little Sizi said:
Guoguo, um, Guoguo, as the little rascal whom Father Emperor dotes on, do you know that I once had my fortune told by "Jiji"?
The child slave's tone rose: Oh?
Sizifenfen said: I belong to the "Duoduo" destiny.
Zhinu continued to raise his voice: Oh?
Sizi said in a childish but firm voice:
The most typical example is that "多才多疫" means easily getting sick, and being pregnant is like being "多愁膳感" and loving to eat!
Zhi Nu grinned and said: Hahaha, Si Zi is talented!
Si Zi patted his round, fleshy belly and said: "Hey, just like the 'mosquito buzzing' (civilization) of our big 'candy' (a type of cigarette), although sometimes it's tough and bitter, it's also full of 'flavor' (charm)!"
Hearing this irresistibly cute little unicorn chattering away, the older brother was almost overwhelmed by her cuteness and couldn't resist giving her two quick kisses on the cheek, saying:
Haha, it seems our little rascal's destiny is "trembling and shivering"!
Little Sizi said: "I'm stupid! I'm stupid! My dear slave brother, I'm planning to open a 'cheap body room' (gym) in the palace!!"
Because my hooves are weak and I'm stomping on ice, I have to give up on my health!! In the future, I will definitely become the "Soybean Paste King" with "many pancakes and a wide variety of sauces"!
With my clever little brain, I'm sure I can make a fortune in a small business!
I'm going to open a large-scale "stir-fried shit" restaurant in the palace. As for the "tadpole" customers?
Of course, "the more the merrier," the better!
Hahaha! Suddenly, a loud laugh rang out. Little Sizi, still in a daze, was scooped up from behind by her father and held in his arms, getting two more kisses on the cheek—mua, mua!
Si Zi roared inwardly: Ugh, this place is utterly disgusting!
Father looked lovingly into Si Za's big eyes and asked:
Whose little unicorn is opening a "cheap brothel"? Is it to become a "big sauce master" in the future "pancake and sauce empire"?
Hahaha! "Fried shit"... "Gu, gu ke"? What is that?
Little Sizi instinctively tried to dodge Aye's beard, but found herself so spoiled by Aye that she had nowhere to escape!
She pouted her rosy lips, shook her big head, and pretended to be mysterious.
Ahem, seriously now, living amidst the magnificent tapestry of the Tang Dynasty, I deeply feel that since this rebirth is so brief, my primary duty is to atone for my sins! Why do I say this? I'll tell you later.
Secondly, one can immerse oneself in the glory of the palace and the warmth of family, discussing the world with one's father, brothers, and sisters, and playing the game of Cuju (ancient Chinese football) with friends in the imperial garden.
Even though the early Tang Dynasty was full of hardships and challenges for a young girl like me, being pampered like this and knowing some history made my days particularly vibrant.
In ancient times, a heart overflowing with pure warmth and love was enough to bring contentment and happiness. Speaking of happiness, well, let's not talk about her for now.
Honestly, after living like this, I really worry about people in the 21st century. Technology shouldn't be advancing any further.
Even though life in ancient times was full of hardships and setbacks, I still hope that time will pass more slowly.
As for Princess Jinyang's life-or-death ordeal at the age of twelve, I can only proceed cautiously and observe the situation. The wheel of fate will turn on its own, and in this little unicorn's den, I can only take it one step at a time.
Gradually, I discovered that the social trends at the time had become extremely complex, and I could only temporarily live a simple yet eventful life of farming and gossiping, assuming the identity of Princess Jinyang.
The start was pretty impressive; I had two heavyweight Mr. Big by my side: my Emperor Taizong and my husband Emperor Gaozong.
Then let's just follow the two emperors and live our lives together, slowly exploring the chain reaction caused by the intertwining of these many factors...
Of course, I am no longer the innocent and carefree little princess recorded in history.
As for the Li Tang family group, I have already successfully entered its inner circle!
As the image of the Sizi was gradually established, the actual history that followed seemed to be "spoiled" and dictated the pace!
Everyone knows perfectly well that Little Sizi has basically become a "side story" in the history of the past, and there won't be another one like it...
If you were to ask, how did a princess who died at the age of 12 manage to do that?
Dudu dudu! Sizi has no choice but to call everyone to come and watch!! And I'm not just asking for a free pass~
You'd probably say: This is a princess who died at the age of 12? That sounds like the most tragic resume in a fairy tale—won't it just fall apart in no time?
It's not like this purple color!
Once you have another book on your bookshelf, "The Great Tang Dynasty: My Six Little Rich Kids," you can set off together for a thrilling adventure through Tang Dynasty history!
Haha, keep bragging tomorrow.