Quick Transmigration: Help! What to do when my husband is obsessed with love?

Chapter 235 The Conman 35

"Bad luck! Bad luck!"

Just as the lightning struck, Ling Yi seemed to hear a furious voice.

That seems to be... the way of Heaven.

Ling Yi paused, then turned to look at Wu Jin: "Did you hear that?"

Wu Jin nodded dismissively: "I heard you."

That guy really got angry this time; it's hard to even block him.

Not only they heard it, but all the humans, ghosts, demons, and gods with any cultivation level in this world heard the voice of the Heavenly Dao.

The aged voice was full of disgust and irritability. Ling Yi imagined an old man whose robe was stained with dirt and who was rapidly swatting it away.

Believe it or not, that might actually be the case.

In Ling Yi's view, Bai Qihuai's offering of resentment to Heaven was no different from scooping a spoonful of dung from a manure cart and asking Heaven if it would eat it.

It would be strange if the heavens weren't angry!

The other Taoist priests and the great demons with slightly shallower cultivation were also hearing the voice of the Heavenly Dao for the first time, and they were extremely surprised.

Even Ling Yunzi, who had lost his cultivation long ago and was only brought by Wu Jin to watch the show, showed a strange expression on his melancholy old face.

"Please help me! Look at me being treated like this!"

After finishing his bad luck, Heaven continued to speak.

Ling Yi subconsciously looked around, but saw no one else acting strangely. She thought to herself, "Did you tell me that?"

Heaven's will: "If not you, then who? You rented my house, and this is how you treat me!"

If I had known it would turn out like this, I wouldn't have rented it out even if the place was in such bad condition to earn those points!

Ling Yi sensed the landlord's deep resentment and couldn't help but whisper, "Even if I hadn't come, wouldn't you have gotten this scolding too?"

If you get shoved in the face with a dung spoon or something, you're going to experience it sooner or later, so why resent her?

Tiandao sneered, turning their private chat into a three-person group chat: "I'm asking you, if it weren't for Lingyi, what would you have done if you found out about this?"

Suddenly annoyed by this annoying old man, Wu Jin couldn't help but show a hint of impatience between his brows: "Just slap him to death!"

If it weren't for Ling Yi, why would he be watching the spectacle of a mayfly?

Free?

Ling Yi looked at him with a deep gaze. "I'm making excuses here, and you're dragging me down from behind, aren't you?"

Wu Jin changed the subject: "But then again, I'm not some omniscient and omnipotent monster. This guy is so secretive, I definitely wouldn't be able to find out."

Heaven looked at the red ropes in the hands of the two people and sneered twice.

That hairy beast has finally met its match!

"I don't care, you have to promise me that this kind of thing won't happen again before the deadline, or I'll withhold your deposit!"

Ling Yi's heart skipped a beat when she heard this.

She only has enough points to rent one world, and she absolutely cannot let them be deducted!

But this guy is being way too arrogant...

"Go ahead and deduct the money, since you're going to deduct it anyway. I don't even know what I'll do before I leave."

Friend, how about a cultivation-themed version of Omnic Crisis?

You wouldn't want your world to become riddled with holes, would you?

Although Wu Jin didn't know what had happened, it didn't stop him from coldly chiming in: "No need to do anything, I'll just burn all the living beings to the ground!"

Without living beings, the Heavenly Dao will fall into a weak slumber once more, and it is uncertain whether the consciousness it awakens next time will be the same as it is now!

Tiandao jumped up and shouted, "What do you know? Why are you even speaking up!"

Wu Jin remained silent, flames faintly rising from his body.

He knows nothing, but he's very capable. I wonder if Heaven is afraid of him!

heaven...

Heaven was quite afraid, and couldn't help but say resentfully, "Fine, fine, I was just being nosy!"

His voice grew weaker and weaker; the lightning bolt and his current communication with Ling Yi had both drained a lot of his energy.

Having exhausted the little energy he had just accumulated, he muttered under his breath as he left, "If I had known, I wouldn't have responded to that brat!"

When he first regained consciousness, he was amazed by the vibrant life in the world.

Just then, a Taoist priest was performing a ritual to Heaven. He was pleased by the priest's devout appearance and impulsively responded.

Then, he responded with a dung spoon!

"Untie the red rope, and I'll watch over you for a while!" Ling Yi suddenly spoke before his breath disappeared.

"Humph!"

The faint, cold snort disappeared, and at the same time, the glaring red rope between Ling Yi and Wu Jin also vanished.

"How did it get untied?" Without the red string holding him back, Wu Jin felt a sense of emptiness in his wrist.

Ling Yi sighed helplessly, "What's so good about such a heavy rope?"

Being tied up for so long is giving her a flare-up of tenosynovitis.

Wu Jin pursed his lips: "Without this, how would anyone know we're a couple?"

"Is it possible that there is something called a wedding ring in modern society?" Ling Yi asked helplessly, trying to comfort the dejected bird.

Upon hearing her words, the silly bird instantly perked up: "Are you proposing to me? Then I say yes!"

Ling Yi: "???"

The two of them conversed with the Heavenly Dao for a long time, but in the eyes of others, it was only a fleeting moment.

The humans and demons were astonished to see that the red rope on the wrists of the two people disappeared after only a slight pause.

The great demon who understood the courtship behavior of birds was even more terrified.

What happened? A breakup at lightning speed?

Those who witnessed all of this, will they be silenced by Wu Jin?

"True Lord..." Seeing that Wu Jin's expression was a little strange, the quick-witted demon immediately wanted to take his leave.

The proverb goes, "Kill the chicken to scare the monkey." The chicken has already been killed, and if they don't leave now, the monkey will also be slaughtered.

"Hmm? How did you know I'm getting married soon?" Before the demon could finish saying goodbye, Wu Jin, who had just had a strange expression, suddenly revealed an extremely gentle smile and spoke to him.

"what?"

No?

Who asked you?

The demon was stunned for a long time, and didn't have time to say congratulations.

Then he saw Wu Jin's upturned lips slowly flatten, and his eyes began to look dangerous.

"Congratulations, True Lord!" He suddenly shuddered, showering the praises on the man: "True Lord and your wife are truly a match made in heaven! You will surely roam the world freely and be together forever!"

The corners of his lips, which had been flat, curled up again, and Wu Jin's eyes, which held the shadowy fire of the sun, slowly swept over all the people and demons present.

As if a switch had been flipped, everyone who was just immersed in the terror of the Heavenly Dao instantly jumped to the wedding channel to congratulate Wu Jin on his marriage.

Those who speak first are fine, but those who speak later have a harder time.

In order to avoid repeating what others had said and upsetting Wu Jin, they all started using classical Chinese texts and reciting ancient poems.

Ling Yi guessed that if it weren't for the need to accommodate Wu Jin's foreign language skills, these guys might have been able to hold a bilingual celebration.

As for Wu Jin, he had long lost the ability to think any further.

He was overwhelmed by all the celebrations, and he smiled more than he had in countless years.

Whether it's a wedding invitation or an ancient treasure, anyone who sends him blessings will receive something good thrown out by this great demon.

To prevent him from giving away all the bird feathers, Lingyi finally stopped him before he was blown into the sky.