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Chapter 318 A Second Blossom: Diarrhea! Collapse!

Don't play dead when you should be fighting back.

Garnett immediately recognized the expert's expertise.

Su Yan glanced at him and didn't continue to charge, after all... scoring was the most important thing.

He dribbled past Pierce like a wooden stake and drove to the basket.

Rashid Wallace came in.

Su Yan went for a layup as if carrying a bomb, showing no fear whatsoever, and the two collided violently in mid-air.

Followed by.

Su Yan was visibly half a head taller than Rashid.

"No, I've already descended, how come he's still rising?!" "Roaring Celestial Venerable" was dumbfounded.

Hold on to a thread.

This is the terrifying jumping power of the [Spring Man lv3] after enhancement.

"Shh!"

After Su Yan and Rashid landed, Su Yan searched for the basket in mid-air, placed the basket on it, and scored with a simple shot.

"tread!"

Su Yan landed steadily.

Then a hilarious and unbelievable scene unfolded.

Su Yan clearly bypassed Pierce and then launched an attack against Rasheed Wallace.

As it turned out, Rasheed Wallace was fine, but Pierce, who was at the free-throw line, suddenly fell flat on his face.

It's like... being knocked down by thin air.

what's the situation?

Who knows what's going on!

The referees were dumbfounded, unsure whether to call an offensive foul on Su Yan, a flop on Pierce, or... if there was really a problem, and stop the game.

Confused~

Confused~

But Pierce didn't say anything; he just lay flat on the floor, clutching his buttocks, his face contorted in pain.

It felt like I'd fallen on my butt.

"Beep!"

Seeing that Pierce was in real pain, the referee thought for a moment and decided to stop the game.

"???"

"What is Pierce doing?! Did Su Yan just knock him down? Doesn't look like it!"

"His behavior is somewhat perplexing."

"No, everyone look! Zhenli is covering his butt. He must have fallen and injured himself when Su Yan knocked him down earlier."

He kept pushing himself through the game.

That's what a "tough guy" is like!

"That's so true! Well done, Truth!"

"..."

The Celtics fans at home gave an answer that earned everyone's respect for Pierce.

On the field.

"what happened?!"

"Are you okay?!"

Garnett and Rasheed Wallace rushed over immediately, and without saying a word, each took one arm and lifted Pierce up.

"No, no, no!"

Pierce shouted to stop him, "My legs hurt so much right now, I can't move at all. Get a wheelchair over first."

Leg pain?

Then why are you covering your butt?

The two were puzzled, but felt it wasn't good for Pierce to stay lying on the ground, so they continued to pull him up.

"Quickly, bring the wheelchair over."

Rashid yelled at the substitutes' bench.

As Garnett pulled, he also comforted her, saying, "It's okay, we'll support you and make sure your legs don't put any strain on them, don't worry."

Pierce: ? ? ?

I thank you.

But really, you don't need to. You can't see that I don't want to get up at all!

Pierce was in a real bind. He tried his best to resist, but he couldn't stop his teammates' fervent concern.

He was forcibly helped up.

The director didn't know what was going on, but very considerately focused the camera on Pierce, even giving him a close-up shot.

Focus on one thing: importance.

Then... it exploded!

Garnett and Rasheed Wallace each had one arm around Pierce's, leaving him with no hands to cover his backside.

Then, under the director's close-up shot, it was fully projected onto the big screen.

It wasn't just a close-up of a butt, but... the Celtics were wearing white pants tonight.

Chrysanthemums.

A yellow stain, too conspicuous, too glaring.

The director also noticed and was puzzled, so he gave a close-up shot to let everyone see it clearly.

And then... it completely exploded!

"???"

"???"

"What are those yellow stains on Pierce's anus?!"

"Could it be... Xiang?"

"Holy shit! That's why he collapsed for no reason, and why he clutched his groin so tightly?!"

"The truth has been revealed!"

"Oh my god! Su Yan's violent charge knocked 'Truth' Pierce out of his wits?!"

"It's diarrhea, it's unbearable to look at!"

"This is incredibly embarrassing!"

"Director, what are you doing? What are you standing there for? Quickly cut the camera away!"

Otherwise... even at the risk of being stabbed 13 times, Truth will still beat you up.

"reality!"

"..."

After learning the truth, the home fans were too ashamed to watch.

Some Knicks fans laughed, mocking Pierce for getting beaten up again.

again?!

Correct.

In Game 1 of the 08 NBA Finals, midway through the third quarter, Pierce suffered a knee injury and was wheeled back to the locker room for treatment.

Actually.

He had diarrhea and was running around on the court, so he had to go back to the locker room to relieve himself, and that's why he made up that excuse.

afterwards.

Confident fans dug up the video and actually managed to take a screenshot, capturing an image of Pierce having diarrhea, with the stain appearing in his crotch.

This became a laughing stock.

Fortunately... Pierce made a "triumphant return" at that time, hitting consecutive three-pointers to help the team win.

That's how they managed to steal some of the limelight.

Most importantly, this "diarrhea" incident went unnoticed by anyone during the competition.

Its influence has also decreased significantly.

But tonight is different. The director's close-up shot of the buttocks made it clear even for nearsighted people who don't wear glasses, revealing everything.

What people don't know is that Pierce also had a bit of an upset stomach today.

All that everyone knows is that Su Yan really knocked Pierce so hard he had diarrhea.

Scored twice.

This time, I've lost face so badly that I'm utterly ashamed.

On the field.

Pierce originally intended to pretend for a while, wait for the wheelchair to arrive, and then use the wheelchair to go back to the locker room to take care of the matter.

Who knew it would be exposed so directly.

His face flushed red instantly, even though his skin was dark.

Completely red.

He wished he could find a hole to crawl into right away, even a cesspool, he wanted to hide in.

"Ahhh~"

Pierce broke down and yelled, not even waiting for the wheelchair to arrive. He confronted the situation directly, slammed into the arena tunnel with his buttocks tucked in, and disappeared from the fans' sight in a flash.

"Hahaha~"

The fans burst into laughter.

The players couldn't help but burst into laughter.

"Haha~ You've got diarrhea, isn't that amazing!"

Curry laughed.

David Lee laughed and shook his head repeatedly, "No, Su Yan's ability to fight is indeed very strong."

But to cause diarrhea is really going too far, isn't it?!

"It's so embarrassing!"

Tyson laughed.

Garnett and Rasheed Wallace saw Pierce break free from them and run away as if nothing had happened.

The two looked at each other, wanting to laugh but not daring to.

Ugh, holding back laughter is so painful!

Commentary seat.

Drexler pursed his lips, maintaining his composure. "This isn't the first time Paul Pierce has gritted his teeth and persevered in a match even when he's not feeling well."

This fighting spirit deserves our respect.

We...we...hahaha~ I just couldn't hold back anymore. The way he scrambled back to the players' tunnel, his butt clenched between his legs, was just too funny.

U1S1.

"The Glide" Drexler's commentary style is really good; he remains neutral on both sides and doesn't maliciously criticize any player.

He generally won't laugh at others for playing poorly, unless... he really can't help it!