Chapter 104 My Life is So Hard
Chapter 104 My Life is So Hard
"drive!"
"drive!"
With a gentle breeze and bright sunshine, and a pleasant view, Chen Yi rode away like an arrow released from a bow.
"Great Sage! Pigsy! Wujing!"
"Come and chase me!"
Chen Yixing turned around excitedly and shouted loudly to his apprentices.
Pigsy yelled back, "Master! You're too slow! You run ahead, I'll catch up in no time!"
Sha Wujing: "Master seems exceptionally happy today."
Pigsy: "Of course, I'm very happy to have finally come out of the mountains."
"Elder brother, you..."
Turning his head and not seeing Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie was taken aback: "Huh? Where's my senior brother?"
Sha Wujing pointed ahead, and Zhu Bajie looked closely and saw Sun Wukong and Chen Yi riding together on a horse, like two close friends.
Seeing this, Pigsy felt indignant and muttered, "Master is so biased! He won't even let me ride a horse!"
Sha Wujing retorted, "Second Brother, you're wronging Master. It was clearly the White Dragon Horse that wouldn't let you ride it, how can you blame Master?"
Pigsy snorted coldly: "Don't talk to me, you're just trying to annoy me!"
Sha Wujing: ...Why can't I even speak the truth?
……
"Hey! Gotcha! Gotcha!"
Chen Yi glanced at himself, bound by a net and hanging in the air, then looked at Sun Wukong standing in the tree, and felt a wave of darkness wash over him.
You damned monkey, you just stood by and watched your master get captured?! You didn't even offer a helping hand?!
Still not good brothers anymore?
Sensing Chen Yi's resentful gaze, Sun Wukong suppressed a laugh and looked back with an innocent expression.
The bandit leader stared intently at Chen Yi and laughed loudly, "Haha... we actually captured a little monk!"
Chen Yi pointed at Sun Wukong and said obsequiously, "Brother, look at that man in black on that tree, he's much richer than me."
Sun Wukong: "..."
The bandits were instantly on high alert when they saw Sun Wukong. When had this person appeared there? They hadn't noticed at all!
"Get down here!" the bandit leader yelled at Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong calmly replied, "Call me Grandpa, and I'll come down."
The bandit leader was instantly enraged and roared, "Brothers, charge!"
At the bandit leader's command, the other bandits pounced on Sun Wukong like hungry wolves.
However, Sun Wukong moved from tree to tree with ease, leaving the bandits panting heavily, yet they could never catch him.
The bandit leader said, "Fine, I'm in a good mood today, so I'll let him go for now."
"Let's go find that monk and ask him for money."
"Exactly! If it weren't for him, the brothers wouldn't have been tricked!"
A group of people came to Chen Yi again, looking very aggressive.
Bandit leader: "Monk, quickly hand over all your money!"
Chen Yi: "I have no money. I'm so poor that I only have one life left."
The bandit leader sneered, "No money?"
"Then we'll strip you of your clothes and leave your horse behind."
Chen Yi glared at them: "You've really gone too far!"
After saying that, he began to wail loudly.
"Oh my God! Why is my life so miserable..."
"Being forced to go on this pilgrimage is bad enough, but my disciple not only betrayed me and refused to help me when I was dying, he also watched me being stripped naked... Is there no justice left in this world...?"
"Mother, my heart is filled with bitterness..."
Sun Wukong's lips twitched violently when he was chosen.
The bandit leader under the tree glared and roared angrily, "I don't care if you're unlucky or not, I'm going to rob you today!"
"Brothers, put him down, strip him naked, and beat him up!"
"Okay, big brother!"
After Chen Yi was put down, a bandit was about to strip him of his clothes when Sun Wukong killed him with a single blow.
"Aaaaaah!!"
"Ergou has been beaten to death!"
Enraged, the bandit leader roared, "Brothers, charge! Kill him! Avenge Er Gou!"
"Go on!"
Sun Wukong held Chen Yi close, dodging and attacking as easily as cutting melons and vegetables, killing one by one. In no time, the bandits lay scattered on the ground.
Looking at the corpses scattered on the ground, Chen Yi couldn't help but feel terrified and swallowed hard.
Good heavens! This was the first time in his life he had ever seen so many dead people!
Noticing Chen Yi trembling, Sun Wukong frowned: "What's wrong? Do you think they shouldn't have been killed?"
Chen Yi immediately said, "Well done! He deserved to die!"
Sun Wukong smiled enigmatically and continued, "Is your life still bitter?"
Chen Yi awkwardly touched his nose: "Not bitter! Not bitter! Not bitter at all! It's so sweet!"
Sun Wukong: "Next time I perform, I'll..."
Chen Yi asked curiously, "...So what?"
Sun Wukong: "I'll take off your pants, spank your ass, and make you lose all face and dignity!"
Chen Yi: ...You bastard!
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