12dz Chapter 54 Su Mo is drunk
Chapter 54 Su Mo is drunk
"There is a Peach Blossom Temple in Taohuawu, and there is a Peach Blossom Fairy in the Peach Blossom Temple. The Peach Blossom Fairy plants peach trees and picks peach blossoms to exchange for money for wine. In ancient times, Tang Bohu composed a poem after drinking, and now we love to drink Peach Blossom Wine. But this Peach Blossom Wine is not that Peach Blossom Wine. You can look at the ingredient list of the Peach Blossom Wine you have drunk. Some of them do not have peach blossoms. Whether it is called Peach Blossom Drunk or Peach Blossom Wine, they are all borrowed from ancient allusions. Just like the peach blossom face, it is a description. The Peach Blossom Wine we are talking about today is a craft passed down from generation to generation by the villagers." Su Mo took another sip, "Fragrant, pure and authentic. The villagers go up the mountain to pick spring water in the early morning, and then use this year's newly opened peach blossoms to make wine. The wine doesn't make people drunk, but people get drunk by themselves." Su Mo picked up the wine glass and took another sip.
Su Mo's face began to turn slightly red, and his logic began to become confused. "This time, the wine we chose is from the first crop of flowers. Do you know what the first crop is? It is the first batch of the largest and reddest peach blossoms picked. It's like the best actresses and best actors in our entertainment industry. So I got you a benefit."
Su Mo raised his hand and put his finger to his mouth and made a "hush" gesture, "Don't tell anyone."
[Momo, is she drunk? She looks a little cute. 】
Su Mo shook his head. "Just praise me for being cute. How can you say I'm drunk? I can drink a thousand cups without getting drunk."
[What kind of benefit is it to be able to drink a thousand cups without getting drunk? ]
"I'm telling you, family members, I got you an autographed photo of actor Lin. There's only one copy for this live broadcast."
[Ahhh, wait a minute, I'll go next door and call my dog back to join us. ]
The live broadcast room began to swipe the screen like crazy, asking Su Mo to wait a moment to draw. With the blessing of Lin Ying's autographed photo, Su Mo's live broadcast room instantly became the most popular among the six guests. While everyone was swiping the screen, Su Mo drank peach blossom wine and chatted with everyone about all sorts of things.
【Ahhh, it’s stuck, Momo, hurry up and draw. 】
"Hey, friends who placed orders in my live broadcast room today, when you receive the wine, please check the number. What number was it?" Su Mo felt that her memory was a little fuzzy, and she couldn't remember the number she had ordered before. After a while, her eyes lit up and she slapped her thigh, "I remember, I remember. If you get the wine with the number of your family, please contact my agent or the program team, and then we will send you the autographed photo.
[Does each bottle have an individual number? ]
"Yes, in order to trace the source, each bottle of peach blossom wine has a unique code. If you have any questions after receiving it, you can contact the manufacturer or the program team at any time, and we will trace the source and solve the problem together. The quality must be guaranteed. Isn't it amazing? And I have checked, and this number is in my 100,000 bottles, so family members, if you love drinking and love actor Lin, place an order quickly."
[Is it suitable for people who don’t like drinking but love the movie star to place an order? 】
"Of course it's not suitable. If you love him, just love him purely. Don't buy unnecessary things just because they are gifts. Feelings should be pure, understand?" Su Mo looked at the camera, as if waiting for everyone's approval. It was not until the staff moved the camera up and down that Su Mo smiled.
【Do you like gifts? 】
"Actor Lin's autograph?" Su Mo asked doubtfully, "What am I here for? I can't exchange it for money."
[Hahaha, the best actor is injured. Can Momo give us another benefit and have a double signing?]
"What is double signing?" Su Mo was really confused now. She looked at the staff with drunken eyes.
The staff member quietly reminded: "It's your group photo + your signatures."
"Oh, this won't work. The agent said that we should work hard and not fall in love. There is no double signing, so have the family members bought the wine?"
Now the staff was sure that Su Mo was really drunk.
"They said I was blushing, is that true?" Su Mo continued to look at the staff with sparkling eyes and asked sincerely.
The staff member felt teased and blushed, "Red."
"Is it red? It's not hot."
The staff member couldn't handle it anymore and quickly asked another colleague to take over. He ran outside the live studio to cool down.
"Momo~"
"Who is calling me?" Su Mo spoke softly like a child, looking ahead with dazed eyes.
"Why is it you..." Su Mo seemed to see someone surprised.
"It's me." Lin Ying didn't hide it and walked to Su Mo's side. "Are you drunk?"
"How is that possible? I can drink a thousand cups without getting drunk. Bring me a cup. I tell you, this peach blossom wine is super delicious."
The staff member looked at Su Mo and then at Lin Ying, not knowing what to do for a moment.
Lin Ying stretched out his hand and motioned to the staff to give him a cup.
Su Mo looked at Lin Ying with a satisfied smile, very good and obedient. He poured him a glass of wine, watched Lin Ying finish drinking with starry eyes, and asked impatiently: "Is it delicious?"
"Yes." Lin Ying answered lovingly.
"I'm going to recite a poem now." Su Mo cleared his throat, "There is a Peach Blossom Temple in Peach Blossom Valley, and there is a Peach Blossom Fairy in the Peach Blossom Temple. The Peach Blossom Fairy plants peach trees, and picks peach blossoms to exchange for wine money. When he's sober, he sits in front of the flowers, and when he's drunk, he sleeps under the flowers. He's half awake and half drunk day after day, and the flowers bloom and fall year after year. I hope to die among flowers and wine, and don't want to bow before carriages and horses. The dust of carriages and horses is the interest of the rich, while wine cups and flowers are the fate of the poor. If you compare the rich to the poor, one is on the ground and the other is in the sky. If you compare flowers and wine to carriages and horses, he has to drive and I have time to spare. Others laugh at me for being too coquettish, but I laugh at others for not seeing through it. Don't you see the tombs of the heroes of Wuling, or the fields without flowers and wine?" Su Mo tilted his head and looked at Lin Ying, with a look on his face that said "Praise me, praise me".
Lin Ying shook her head lovingly, "Momo is awesome."
"That's right, you should also recite a poem."
Lin Ying stared at Su Mo blankly, thinking: It’s not enough for one person to go crazy, we have to have another one?
"Hurry up." Su Mo urged.
"Momo, have you forgotten today's mission?"
"Mission, yes, family members, buy the shared bike. For 200 yuan, you can drink the same wine that Actor Lin drank. Isn't it worth it?" After saying that, he drank another glass at such a fast speed that Lin Ying couldn't stop him in time.
Seeing some netizens making fun of him in the live broadcast room, Lin Ying had no choice but to accept his fate and act as an assistant and read out: Momo, didn’t you just say not to buy unnecessary things just because of gifts?
"What can I do? It's Director Su who asked me to sell it. One hundred thousand bottles! I'm just an 18th-tier celebrity and I have to bear so much. I'm miserable. I can't handle it." Su Mo was so sad that he sat on the ground with his legs kicked up and started crying. While crying, he kept saying, "It must be a conspiracy. It must be a conspiracy."
Seeing Su Mo really cry, Lin Ying didn't care that she was still on the live broadcast. She reached out to wipe away the tears from her eyes and coaxed her, "Don't cry, then don't sell it, okay?"
Su Mo looked at the hand that suddenly appeared in front of him and grabbed it, "What a beautiful pair of hands."
[Wow, can I watch this without paying? ]
[Don't stop, don't stop. If the production crew dares to stop me, I'll be angry with you. Just let them perform. I'm going to buy some wine now. I have money.]
"Momo~" Lin Ying found helplessly that she couldn't persuade the drunk Su Mo. Just as she was about to hint to the staff to shut down the live broadcast, she found that Su Mo had another attack.