12dz Chapter 335: I have to be angry about 1 or 2 silver coins, the kind that can't be appeased with
Chapter 335: I have to be angry about 1 or 2 silver coins, the kind that can't be appeased with
Princess Yong'an and An Xiang were whispering together, while Prince An, Duan Han, and Mo Feiyu were also not idle and were chatting together.
The system found another funny thing, [Host, the Third Madam is really interesting. She is the mainstay of the family. Every time the Third Master and his son can't help but drift away, she pulls them back in time.]
[Tong'er, what do you say? ]
When the others heard that there was a new melon to eat, they immediately stopped talking and pretended to be busy, but in fact they were doing nothing and were just eavesdropping with their ears pricked up.
[Hahaha, every time the Third Master and the Fatty feel that they are good enough and want to do something unreliable, the Third Lady will let them see their own weight and say that their IQ is just to gain weight, so they should not think about unrealistic things.]
Ning Zhiyi laughed in his heart like a goose. The third master felt that his fat face was a bit embarrassing, so he decided to slip away. The main reason was that if he stayed there, he might be exposed by Ning Zhiyi again, so it would be better to run away and live in peace.
The third wife had the same concern and stood up with the third master. As for whether her son should stay or not,
As we all know, as the old people often say, children don’t have waists, so how can they have faces?
If you lose face, you will lose it!
But the clever little fat boy knew that he would never go wrong by following his parents' footsteps. Although his brain was a little slow, he was by no means stupid, it was just that his intelligence was not obvious.
Well, that’s what his mother said, and what his mother said is always right.
Since it's not obvious that you're smart, you have to learn how to 'copy answers' and keep up with smart people so as not to fall behind!
Ning Zhiyi really fell in love with the Third Madam and wanted to get to know her. She discussed with the system:
[Tong'er, I really like the Third Madam's personality and want to make friends with her, but if I go up to her and talk to her rashly, will it seem too abrupt? Will she like me?]
The Third Lady, who was hurriedly leaving with her husband, paused. The Third Master was walking with his head down, when the Third Lady suddenly stopped and almost made him stumble.
Due to the size of his wife, if she didn't leave on her own initiative, the Third Master really couldn't pull her away. He was only thinking about leaving and didn't hear Ning Zhiyi's words. He looked at his wife in confusion.
"Madam, what are you standing there for? Go!"
After saying that, she pulled the person hard. The third lady raised the corner of her mouth, revealing a mouthful of white teeth. She raised her eyebrows at the third master, and in the other's surprised gaze, she kicked him in the butt.
The Third Master didn't move at all, but subconsciously let go of his hands to rub her butt. With his hands freed, the Third Lady walked towards Ning Zhiyi at a speed beyond her body size.
"Stay away from me, I'm going to make some friends!"
The system reassured Ning Zhiyi, "It's okay. Third Madam loves making friends. As long as you are in her eyes, she won't despise you even if you are a dog on the street."
Princess Yong'an & An Xiang:......
Xitong, do you want to listen to what kind of metaphor you are using, comparing Zhiyi to a dog?
An Xiang looked worried. Would Sister Zhiyi be sad because of these words?
[That would be great. The dog is so cute, and I am so cute too. I think I will definitely be able to catch the Third Lady's eye.]
An Xiang: Eh?
Sure enough, I am still not comprehensive enough and I still don’t understand Sister Zhiyi well enough!
Everyone:......
Prince An and Mo Feiyu were puzzled. Their thoughts were similar to An Xiang's. However, Princess Yong'an and Duan Han did not find it weird. Based on their understanding of Ning Zhiyi, it was just a routine operation!
The Third Madam was actually an elegant person who could get along well with anyone. However, as she got closer to Ning Zhiyi, she actually felt her heart beating faster, as if an ordinary person met her favorite celebrity.
She was a little nervous. People tend to make a fool of themselves when they are nervous. If the incident had not happened to her, she would never believe that someone would trip and fall flat on their face.
Knowing that most people cannot be saved due to their body size, I simply closed my eyes. As long as I can’t see, it’s almost like not embarrassing myself!
The third master, who was not far away, discovered that his wife was in danger, so he sprinted forward and ran towards the third wife, wanting to be a hero and save the beauty!
The fat boy didn't react and just watched his dad trip over his left foot and then fell!
The third lady closed her eyes and waited for a while. The expected pain did not come. "Madam, are you okay?"
When she opened her eyes, she found herself half lying in the arms of a little girl. At the same time, she seemed to hear a "plop" sound, but she didn't want to care about the inexplicable sound at this moment. She just wanted to cover her chest and cheer for the little girl!
My arms are thicker than the girl's thighs, but she can actually catch me steadily. I love it.
"Thank you Miss Ning for saving me. I hope you are not tired. Come, let me see you."
The third lady was only intoxicated for a moment, then she immediately stood up and checked Ning Zhiyi up and down to see if he was injured, worried that she might have crushed him with her own weight.
"It's okay, Madam is so light, how could she hurt me?"
"So light?" The Third Madam's voice was floating, and the corners of her lips couldn't help but rise.
Someone couldn't help but laugh, "Is this light?"
Of course, this person had no ill intentions, but rather expressed the most sincere sigh, mainly because the Third Lady was indeed a plump woman, and was definitely a large-sized version of herself compared to the group of slender ladies and young ladies.
The third wife herself didn't care about it. It was just a fact. She was fat, so she didn't care. If she cared, she would have lost weight long ago.
Ning Zhiyi raised an eyebrow and said to the system: [Tong'er, watch out, I'm about to start pretending again! ]
Before the Third Madam could react, Ning Zhiyi squatted down, picked her up in a princess hug, and walked around twice without blushing or panting. The Third Madam covered her mouth, but the stars in her eyes could not be hidden.
The third master, who was lying on the ground with his eyes closed, also thought that it would not be embarrassing if he could not see himself making a fool of himself. However, when he heard the exclamations of the crowd, he could not help but open his eyes to check, and no one said a word.
This girl is awesome!
This time he was not even convinced by the cow, but by this little girl!
After walking a few laps, the third lady was afraid that Ning Zhiyi was tired, so she quickly asked her to put her down. Ning Zhiyi carried him to the third master and put him down.
Ning Zhiyi originally wanted the Third Lady to help the Third Master up, but the Third Lady didn't even look at the Third Master on the ground, she just sat on his butt and generously invited Ning Zhiyi:
"Miss Ning, you are so amazing. Are you tired? Come and sit down!"
Ning Zhiyi scratched his head. He had ridden a horse, a sheep, and even a turtle, but never a human.
"Woo, madam, please spare my life!" The third master was about to get a stitch in the side.
"Oh, master, why are you lying on the ground? Get up quickly!" The third wife then realized that the person she was sitting on was her dear husband.
These words stabbed the Third Master in the heart. It turned out that he had been lying in bed for so long, but his dear wife didn't notice anything at all!
He decided to be angry about ten taels of silver, the kind that couldn't be appeased unless the silver was in place.
The Third Lady knew him too well. She took out twenty taels of silver from her purse and said generously, "No need to change. I'm not angry anymore!"
The third master was smiling happily.
The Third Young Master covered his face and muttered, "Dad, you are too easy to coax. Every time Mom just uses a little trick, you surrender."
"Son, I'll give you two taels. Go and comfort your father."
The little fat boy smiled and said, "Okay!"
Everyone laughed, but only they themselves knew the envy in their eyes.