Chapter 133 Two Fu Xuan?
Chapter 133 Two Fu Xuan?
Hearing Li Shian's words with a hint of threat, Qingque's delicate body trembled, and she thought of some special articles that she had secretly read before.
Is Wu Jian finally going to take action against me who is young and beautiful?
Da-me-yo, Da-me-da-me~
I can't stand you doing this. What if I get pregnant?
and many more.
Qingque was stunned. She remembered that Taibusi seemed to have maternity leave, paid leave...
Hiss, ten months of maternity leave is not impossible.
"Hey, what are you thinking about, Greenbird?"
"I definitely haven't thought about what to do after my maternity leave..." Qingque answered decisively.
Li Shian: "..."
"I won't tease you anymore, and I'm not interested in a little kid like you."
"What!" Qingque widened her eyes in disbelief. I just gave birth to your child in my dream, and now you tell me in reality that you are not interested in me?
"Not interested in me. That's not what you said when you touched my thigh secretly when we were playing cards last time."
"Besides, I'm not a little kid. I'm one millimeter taller than Master Fu Xuan. What right do you have to call me a little kid?"
Qingque was very unconvinced. It was obvious that he was not the shortest in the Taibusi. Lord Fu Xuan was even a little shorter than him.
"Really? Why do I remember that you are a little shorter than me?"
"This is the only thing that cannot be refuted. As a junior fortune teller of the Taibusi, I am very..."
A drop of cold sweat dripped from Qingque's head. Qingque didn't dare to turn his head now, for fear that he would see the person he least wanted to see.
"What's wrong, Qingque, why don't you finish what you are saying?"
Fu Xuan, the Grand Diviner of the Taibu Division, walked slowly from the door and sneered at Qingque.
Taller than me? How is that possible? I specifically kept you, who is shorter than me, in Taipusi so that I wouldn't be the shortest one.
Why do you think you are slacking off like this? I will let you have a good time in Taibusi.
The twists and turns in it are not something that a small fry like you can understand.
"It's over. It's really Master Fu Xuan."
Qingque endured the embarrassment and turned away, scratched his head and said: "Oh, what a coincidence, Master Fu Xuan, I didn't expect that we would meet here."
"It's quite a coincidence. Qingque, can you tell me how you ended up outside Taibusi's door?"
“This…” Qingque’s big, lively eyes darted around, and then when he saw Li Shian, his eyes lit up: “Master Fu Xuan, it was Wujian who asked me to come out.”
"Then why did he ask you to come out?"
"This..." Can you please stop asking, don't you know everything? Qingque thought with some despair, and for some reason thought of maternity leave: "Maternity leave, yes, Wujian wants to give me maternity leave."
Fu Xuan: ⊙▂⊙ ⊙0⊙ ⊙︿⊙ ⊙w⊙
Star: ●▂● ●0● ●︿●
Stop Cloud: ︽⊙_⊙︽ (⊙_⊙)
Snow coat: ( ̄. ̄) \( ̄<  ̄)> (~o ̄▽ ̄)
A light breeze blew by, stirring up the yellow leaves that had just fallen, forming a sharp contrast with the motionless crowd.
Qingque then realized that he had said the wrong thing, and quickly explained: "Ah, no, Wujian didn't say that, that's not right, I didn't think about that...that's not right either."
Unexpectedly, Qingque, who has always lived by the principle of studying, would also stutter one day. In the end, Qingque could only tell his real purpose: "Well, I actually wanted to go fishing. Sorry, Master Fu Xuan."
"Yeah, I know." Fu Xuan looked at Qingque with a puzzled look and nodded.
"Really, I was just trying to slack off when I ran into them."
"I understand. I believe you."
"I really have no idea about Wu Jian, really!!!"
The looks in everyone's eyes could no longer be described as disbelief; they were already extremely suspicious.
→_→
Look, look at their expressions, do they seem to believe it at all?
It's over, it's really over this time.
Qingque said that everything was fine in front of the tomb, except for a coffin that would allow me to die on the spot.
The other protagonist of this farce was looking at Qingque's funny and cute appearance with great interest, but he was thinking in his heart that his charm was so great. He originally planned to treat Qingque as a poker partner only, but he did not expect that Qingque wanted him to give her maternity leave.
"Who's making so much noise here, Qingque? Are you planning to go fishing again?"
Suddenly, a clear and pleasant voice came from inside Taibusi, as if everyone would forget all their worries as long as they heard this voice, but everyone frowned.
This sound...
Everyone looked in the direction of Taibusi in amazement, only to see a girl with pink twin ponytails, a pink, white and black dress, and cream-colored stockings walking out of Taibusi with a hint of dissatisfaction.
It was Fu Xuan.
If the person who just came out of Taibusi was Fu Xuan, then who is standing behind Qingque at this moment?
"Wait, two identical people?" San Yue Qi looked at the two Fu Xuans with some doubt and said, "Are they twins?"
"Obviously." Walter Yang frowned and said, "No."
"Who are you and why are you pretending to be me?!!"
Fu Xuan No. 1 asked coldly as he looked at Fu Xuan No. 2 who walked out of Taibusi.
Fu Xuan No. 2 was not to be outdone: "Where did you come from, you little thief? How dare you complain first? I advise you to be honest and recover, otherwise I will make you see how powerful I am!"
Fu Xuan No. 1 sneered: "You are just a knockoff, how dare you say such nonsense? Anyone can tell who is real and who is fake, don't you think so, Qingque?"
Qingque:? ? ?
Oh my god, I really can’t see it.
Qingque looked at Fu Xuan No. 1 on the left, then at Fu Xuan No. 2 on the right, and felt like his brain was not enough.
Who am I? Where am I? Where am I going?
"Hmph, do you think I'm afraid of you? Qingque, tell her who is the real one!" Fu Xuan No. 2 also said so.
"Okay then, I'll just ask a few questions, and whoever can answer them is the real Lord Fu Xuan." Qingque suddenly felt a sense of responsibility. If I could tell the real from the fake this time, would Lord Fu Xuan stop caring about me if I slacked off in the future?
"Ahem, first question, what do I usually like to do when I'm slacking off?"
"Hit Emperor Yuan Qiong Yu!"*2
"Stop, everyone knows the answer to your question. Can you change it?" Li Shian and Aha sat on the side, commenting while eating melon seeds.
"Okay, then let's do something more difficult!" Qingque took a deep breath, as if he had made some incredible decision: "How many steps do I need to achieve high-quality sleep while slacking off?"
"Two steps. The first step is to collect some Xianzhou delicacies to eat and drink to your heart's content. The second step is to find a good angle to hug the pillow for lazy fishing." *2
"Don't imitate my speech!"*2
"hiss--"
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