12dz Chapter 1433 Cousins, Gu Jiazhang
Chapter 1433 Cousins, Gu Jiazhang
Little did Sun Shan know that the big-headed dog was one of the culprits behind Little Fatty's continued roundness. If he had known, he would have given her more than just one beating; he would have given her two.
At this moment, he was discussing with Sister Yun: "Now that Big Head Dog's marriage is settled, let's get it done as soon as possible. He's getting on in years, it's really not right for him not to get married soon."
Sister Yun thought so too, and said gently, "Brother Shan, why not choose before the New Year? As the saying goes, whether you have money or not, it's good to get a wife for the New Year. Big Head Dog has been wanting to get married for a long time."
Sun Shan chuckled and said, "I'll leave everything to you. We'll follow the local customs in Yuanlu to ensure the woman's satisfaction."
Not only do customs vary from place to place, but even the customs of two neighboring villages differ. Since you are sincere in your desire to marry her, you should follow the rules of Yuanlu.
Sister Yun agreed, nodding repeatedly: "Alright, let's follow the local customs and do as Yuanlu does."
His eyes darted around, as if he had thought of something, and he chuckled.
He said cheerfully, "Brother Shan, do you know? Brother De is very popular now."
Sun Shan asked in confusion, "Why do you say that?"
Is it because he's handsome that he's popular?
Yun Jie had no idea what Sun Shan was thinking, and said with a laugh, "There are still a few of our guards who are not married yet. They are so envious of Big Head Dog who got married. These past few days, they have been pestering Brother De, hoping he can introduce them to someone."
As soon as Dege stepped out of the room, he was immediately caught by the unmarried men, who used both soft and hard tactics to ask him to act as a matchmaker and find a wife for him.
He even said that if he helped find a wife, he would give her a big red envelope (lucky money) as a matchmaker.
Sun Shan couldn't help but smile, the corners of his mouth turning up slightly, and said cheerfully, "Brother De'er is quite the smooth talker, he definitely has the potential to be a matchmaker, unmarried young men can't go wrong by choosing him."
He paused for a moment, then continued, "But we really need to arrange a marriage. The man is getting on in years. Whether he earns a penny or not, it would be good if he could bring a wife back to Sunjia Village."
Yun Jie'er's eyes lit up, and she agreed, "Brother Shan, you're right. Before we came, their parents specifically asked us to help them find a match. They're getting on in years, we can't delay any longer."
Before marriage, Sun Shan certainly didn't care about these things. Although he wasn't a "non-marriage advocate," he didn't want to get married so early.
After getting married, Sun Shan did a complete 180-degree turn, telling everyone he met that he wanted to find a wife, and that he would definitely regret it in the future if he didn't.
With a different identity comes a different mindset.
He smiled and instructed, "You and your mother should keep an eye out for the guards and see if there are any girls willing. Hehe, this matter should be kept in mind so that the villagers who remain in the village can rest assured."
The biggest drawback of the Sun family's guards acting as matchmakers was that they weren't locals. After Sun Shan left Huangyang County, they followed him away.
The saying goes, "A woman should follow her husband wherever he goes," meaning a married woman should follow her husband wherever he goes. Naturally, a married woman has to leave her native place, which most people are unwilling to do because it's quite risky.
For families who dote on their daughters, leaving means never seeing them again, never knowing if they are alive or dead. Who would be willing to let them go?
If it were Sun Shan, he definitely wouldn't want his little chubby girl to marry so far away.
The village chief was willing to do so mostly because he valued Sun Shan's status and character.
Looking at the chubby little girl playing in the yard, Sun Shan said nervously, "Sister Yun, it would be best if we didn't let Xiaoxiao marry out of the family, but instead married her back to Guangnan."
No matter where Sun Shan becomes an official in the future, marrying back to her hometown is definitely the right thing to do.
If something goes wrong in the future, there will be someone watching over us.
Sister Yun agreed, nodding earnestly: "Brother Shan, you're right. It's best to marry back to Guangnan."
He paused for a moment and said softly, "Brother Shan, what do you think of Rongshuzai? Cousins are a timeless love story. Besides, with Mother and Big Brother around, Little Fatty will definitely not suffer any injustice."
Sun Shan: ...
Banyan tree? Never in this lifetime, never.
It's precisely because they are cousins that it's impossible.
Sun Shan quickly corrected Yun Jie'er's idea, shaking his head and saying, "No, I don't agree."
Sister Yun was taken aback, and asked in confusion, "Brother Shan, what do you mean? What's wrong with Rong Shuzai?"
The most important reason couldn't be stated, so he could only make up some random excuse: "The banyan tree is so fat, haha..."
He paused, then said dejectedly, "I think Xiaoxiao is probably fat too. If both of them are fat, their son, Xiaowenzai, will be even fatter. No, absolutely not. We have to find Xiaoxiao a slim and handsome guy."
Sister Yun wondered what the reason was, but it turned out it was because of her figure.
Just as I was about to refute, two chubby little babies suddenly appeared in my mind.
A banyan tree, a chubby little girl.
Suddenly, a chubby little baby appeared – it was my grandson.
Thinking of this, Sister Yun couldn't help but tremble, feeling that what Sun Shan said made a lot of sense.
He agreed, saying, "Brother Shan, you're right. They're both fat and don't match at all. We should find Xiaoxiao a tall and thin husband."
Sister Yun doesn't like fat people, she likes thin people. She really envies those handsome men and beautiful women who don't need to lose weight.
Thinking about how after Rongshuzi and Xiaofeimei get married, he will have to follow behind and work hard to lose weight.
That's not all, they also added a few grandsons who need to lose weight.
It's upsetting to even think about; we absolutely cannot let this happen.
Sister Yun asked again, "Brother Shan, who should we look for?"
He paused for a moment, then continued, "Why don't you find your classmates, those who are the same age as you?"
He then added, "The kind with official titles or honors."
As for commoners, no matter how much money they have, Sister Yun is not willing.
Her chubby little sister will also become an official's wife in the future.
When talking about classmates, Qian Yingyang immediately popped into Sun Shan's mind.
Oh my, his family actually has a boy of marriageable age who would be a good match for the chubby girl.
Then he flung it away violently. If his father looks like that, how good-looking can his son be?
Sun Shan doesn't want a grandson who's completely blind.
After much thought, none of them seemed right.
Like Chen Dongling, whose family background is quite satisfactory, but unfortunately his father is a womanizer, and he fears that like father, like son.
He suffered a severe setback and was dumped by the Chen family.
With a headache, he said, "Sister Yun, let's talk about this later. Ah, things will work themselves out. Xiaoxiao is still young. No matter how much we plan, it can't compare to destiny."
Sister Yun raised her head and looked at the chubby little girl who was bouncing around in the yard.
He sighed and said, "Brother Shan, you're right. We'll talk about Xiaoxiao's marriage later."
He then added, "But, Brother Shan, you have to work hard. Try to get promoted so we can have more sons-in-law to choose from."
Sun Shan looked helplessly at the chubby little girl, feeling the burden on his shoulders growing heavier and heavier.
He wanted to try, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't move.
Could it be that the little chubby girl is too heavy, making it impossible for him to move forward?
Sun Shan felt like a snail in the desert, with a tiny sky and a heavy shell, climbing up step by step.
Sweating profusely, Sun Shan turned around and saw Little Fatty, Sister Yun, Brother Gui, Little Black Girl, Sun Bomin, and Madam Su sitting on his back...
Uncle Sun continued to whip him: "Shanzi, climb faster, climb faster..."
Sun Shan: ......
Help! I really want to run away!