12dz Chapter 259 The Funny Trio
Chapter 259 The Funny Trio
Hearing this, Ji Tinglan fell into thought.
"Yes, there is a cafeteria at the base. We won't starve to death!"
"Then why don't you put a hat on him? A colorful hat."
"The green one!"
"Come on, put it on!!!"
"..."
A faint smile appeared on Lu Yiling's lips. This little princess of the Ji family is so fun.
"But I'm training at the base every day, so how can I have the chance to give him a hat?"
"I can't just find someone randomly, because then I'll be the one who suffers!"
“…”
Ji Tinglan nodded: "Yes, that's right, you see, otherwise I wouldn't be single now!"
"The male soldiers in this base all share the same dark face, so forget it!"
“…”
Suddenly, Ji Tinglan remembered something, her eyes were full of brilliance: "Lingling, I suddenly remembered that there is a high-quality man in this seaside base!"
"My second brother..."
"Look at my second brother, he has a good family background, he's handsome, he's rich... and most importantly, he doesn't have any butterflies around him!"
"How about I introduce him to you?"
"Just abandon Sikong Yan. He has no money now anyway. My second brother has money. If you become my sister-in-law, we can see each other every day!"
“…”
Oh my god, this loli’s train of thought.
The second brother she was referring to was Ji Tingye.
That mouth is so poisonous that even dogs would despise it.
A high quality man, bah!
Fish look for fish, shrimp look for shrimp, toad looks for frog, Ji Tingye relies entirely on the woman's blindness.
Ji Tinglan became more and more excited as she spoke, and it felt as if Lu Yiling was really going to become her sister-in-law. She tried to convince Lu Yiling with all her heart.
He almost sold out his brother and even told others his bank card password.
Lu Yiling quickly refused. This little Loli was getting more and more outrageous: "Don't..."
"I am not worthy of it. You should find someone else to be your sister-in-law!"
"Besides, Sikong Yan and I have already obtained our marriage certificate. I can't be so conscienceless as to take all the money and dump him!"
"You have to have some moral integrity, right?"
"A person with integrity would not do such a thing!"
“…”
Ji Tinglan: "No..."
"That doesn't make sense. Sikong Yan has no money left. What are you going to do with him?"
"Does it look good as a decoration?"
"She is indeed good-looking, but with that icy expression, if you look at her too much, isn't that bringing bad luck to yourself?"
“…”
Fortunately, just when Ji Tinglan was about to persuade Lu Yiling with eloquent words, the instructor noticed them: "What are you doing?"
"Run quickly!"
"You, and you...run separately!"
"You want to be punished, don't you?"
“…”
Only then did Lu Yiling and Ji Tinglan separate.
At any time, the instructor is the nightmare of all soldiers and can punish anyone he wants.
After they separated, Lu Yiling breathed a sigh of relief.
Headache....
Speechless....
have no choice....
Mommy, help!
With Ji Tinglan's eloquence, it's a pity for her to stay in the Cultural Corps. She should be an instructor. Her mouth is comparable to Chen Chao's.
When two people get together, they can both become the leaders of Deyun Club.
A big shot in the crosstalk world.
Fortunately, Lu Yiling and Ji Tinglan did not meet again throughout the day, mainly because there were many new recruits at the seaside base.
Plus the instructor is watching closely.
That's why I didn't encounter it.
Lu Yiling was afraid of meeting her again and had a huge headache. This little Loli's personality was very cute, but too cute and persistent, which was a bit too much for people to handle.
In the afternoon, they started training in the sea.
I originally thought that the training would last until 10pm at most, but I didn't expect that the training would last until 1am in the morning.
In the evening, when Ji Tinglan dragged her tired body back to the dormitory, Lu Yiling was already lying on the bed.
Then I heard the little girl mumbling non-stop.
"Sleep at midnight, wake up at six, eat millet in the ICU! Sleep at one, wake up at six, the King of Hell praises my good health! Sleep at two, wake up at six, black rectangular coffin! Sleep at three, wake up at six, myself hanging on the wall! Sleep at four, wake up at six, you and I on the journey to heaven! Crazy late night today, paradise tomorrow, late night people, late night souls!"
“…”
When Lu Yiling heard this, the corners of his mouth twitched.
I saw the little girl falling on the bed and falling asleep.
Fell asleep?
Falling asleep now?
Well, as long as he didn't come to see her, it would be fine if he fell asleep.
Damn, what is going on.
Obviously Sikong Yan's bad love, but she avoided him like the plague.
Speechless....
The most important thing is that she didn't show any sign of being angry. With this little Loli's personality, she really couldn't get angry.
Why! ! !
But who knew that Lu Yiling could escape the first day but not the fifteenth.
Early in the morning, before the assembly whistle was blown, Ji Tinglan came to Lu Yiling's bed and squatted down.
Just as she squatted down, Lu Yiling woke up.
He suddenly opened his eyes, and a cold light flashed in his eyes.
Her whole body was filled with murderous intent, and her hand was faster than her brain and had already been placed on Ji Tinglan's neck.
A fatal throat choke.
Ji Tinglan looked at Lu Yiling with horror.
At this moment, she had a fear of approaching death and it became increasingly difficult for her to breathe.
At this moment, Lu Yiling's eyes suddenly became clear and he let go of Ji Tinglan.
"cough!"
“Ahem! I…it’s me…”
"Oh my god, cough cough, I thought I was going to die..."
"Lingling, you're so quick!"
“…”
Although Lu Yiling had recovered, his face was still cold.
The evil spirit on his body did not dissipate for a while.
"What are you doing at my bedside?"
"Next time, don't do such stupid things!"
“…”
This was Lu Yiling's professional quality as a killer in his previous life. When he was sleeping, he was at his most alert.
Ji Tinglan should be thankful that Lu Yiling didn't have a dagger on him, otherwise she would have been a corpse by now.
There's no way I can even breathe.
Unexpectedly, the little girl was not afraid at all. After she recovered, she was excited: "Yes, it's that look, that's the aura!"
"You and my second brother are a perfect match!"
"Lingling, do you want to meet my second brother? I bet that if you meet my second brother, you will definitely fall in love with him!"
"You two are such a perfect match, you are a match made in heaven!"
“…”
Lu Yiling: "Not interested!!"
“…”
Ji Tinglan: "Let's make a bet!"
"If you lose, you can be my sister-in-law, okay?"
“…”
Lu Yiling was powerless to look up at the sky, and even began to imitate Ji Tinglan's crosstalk: "Playing mahjong, playing firecrackers, and putting all the money on your body into it. Playing landlord, playing golden flower, first losing your husband and then losing your house. Gambling for one minute, and all your work is in vain. Gambling for ten minutes, and your blood pressure goes up. You gamble, I gamble, let's eat dirt together!"
"You want to gamble, I want to gamble, work on the assembly line! Treat the card table as a cash cow, the Yanjing Bridge is waiting for you to live, treat the card table as a treasure bowl, there will be one more beggar on the street."
"I lost all my money, all my friends, and everyone deserted me, and I left my hometown!"
"Once the cards are dealt and the banker calls the call, the rooftop is waiting for you. Once you place your bet and the cards are called, your black and white photo will be your profile picture."
"So, are you going to the Lu family's banquet first, or the Si family's banquet?"
PS: Continue at zero o'clock