12dz Chapter 347: Like wetting your pants, a warm feeling only you know.
Chapter 347: Like wetting your pants, a warm feeling only you know.
So thorny brambles covered every crevice within sight.
The decaying winds carried indescribable murmurs.
They continue to suffer psychological harm.
No replies are permitted, including those from your own side.
And, of course, the boss lady's own abilities: full map control and support!
Trailing her skirt, she strides forward with long, slender legs, her proud figure and domineering aura... The proprietress holds high a scepter adorned with bright red mistletoe.
The first Demon King and Lionheart were envious.
What the hell.
How come they all have such high-class tastes!
We can't keep up with their sophistication.
"Kid, are you slacking off?! I'm begging you."
Li Wei sat anxiously in place.
Extremely anxious—waiting urgently!
"What can I do? That's how cards are drawn. It's also difficult for me if I can't draw yours... But that's how the Demon King Card is. There's nothing I can do if I can't draw it. Why don't you look for the reasons within yourselves?"
"Also, you have to queue up even to ask for something."
Lionheart couldn't help but ask, "How can this guy's skin be thicker than the city walls I built!"
The first Demon King retorted, "It's not that thin."
The Lionheart's expression twitched: "Very good, the country is just missing a shameless king like him."
The proprietress, who had already ascended to godhood, suddenly said, "He is not a king."
The Lionheart was stunned: "Then why is he working so hard!"
The Demon King's voice came out.
"These are all girls who have no skills, how can we not help them?"
“Who’s your sister?” The Lionheart looked at his magnificent chest and felt waves of angina.
Li Wei didn't care.
Who is this tall, elegant lady with a stunning figure? She holds a very high position in Journey to the West.
'Guanyin Bodhisattva?'
'It could be the Jade Emperor.'
'Perhaps it's the Three Pure Ones.'
What do you mean she's Wu Cheng'en?!
The winds that were blowing towards Great Britain finally came.
In short, Lionheart is dead, and later generations have offered all sorts of abstract interpretations, even making a certain chairman look charming and capable of rewarding the army... Li Wei confidently stated, "As long as it looks good, that's enough!"
When the seeds of thorns fall into the water, vines that resemble terrifying aquatic beasts grow out, intertwining and entwining to form a giant net strong enough to trap the star-destroying behemoth.
Fall.
Spikes pierced Behemoth's body.
Then it grows.
The behemoth roared and tore open, but the next second, new vines filled the gap... and it was torn open again.
At the same time, I heard a lot of incoherent babbling... indescribable babbling...
It's like an old woman cursing in the street, like a cat scratching a blackboard, like your roommate purring, like a human baby crying its heart out, and it's also like parents praising someone else's child in front of you... Look at them... and then look at yourself...
The proprietress's assistance created an opportunity for an attack.
The first Demon King and the Lionheart King launched alternating attacks, their glory intertwined with blood-red light.
"This is our combination attack, 'Teeth'!!!"
But at this time.
An angel hanging high in the sky.
Open your eyes.
The pure white half-wings were fully extended.
A chain made of pure white feathers suddenly appeared.
A spell card appears on the field as chains are revealed.
Its name is "Peace".
One end of the chain is linked to Behemoth.
And the other end is connected to... the first Demon King.
They live and die together; if one dies, the other will also die.
This is... peace.
...
King Lionheart let out a long sigh.
The spear tip moved from Behemoth to the first Demon King.
"It's so simple! Hahaha, that's great!"
The Lionheart smiled gently and kindly.
"Bear with it, my gun is big, it might hurt a little."
The first Demon King was dumbfounded.
"This is sowing discord, sowing discord!!! Wait! Wait, maybe there's a chance... I don't have to die... um..."
The Lionheart nodded in full agreement.
"You're right, there might be a turning point, and you won't have to die."
The Lionheart abruptly changed the subject, declaring in a very high-spirited tone, "Too much trouble! I've given up thinking about it!"
The first Demon King roared, "You son of a bitch!"
"Hey, don't worry, just bear with it and it'll pass, okay?"
Demon King's voice also came out: "Please die, the organization will not forget your contributions."
The first Demon King roared, "Don't push me! If you do, I'll turn against you!"
Li Wei suddenly nodded, pondering as he asked the Burning Sword Master, "Can we tear up the card? She's too indecisive."
Master of Burning Souls: "???"
Li Wei suddenly shook his head and said, "Sigh, never mind."
Kill slowly, kill strategically, kill strategically, kill rhythmically.
The goal isn't to defeat the first Demon King now, but to use the initial killing to trigger the subsequent killings...
The situation with Behemoth is a stalemate. Behemoth is spared his life, and the 'peace' is used to restrain him, so that when the time comes, the first Demon King can deal with himself.
During this time, you also need to be careful if the opponent uses Behemoth.
Behemoth shouldn't be given a crucial position; what if the first Demon King is accidentally shot eighteen times in the back and judged as having committed suicide?
In short, the first Demon King still has value that hasn't been fully exploited.
It's not too late to die after you've squeezed dry... Even in death, you can demonstrate your value and your strengths!
Lionheart was very disappointed and spat at it.
"What the hell are you disappointed about!"
Upon realizing Li Wei's intentions, the Burning Sword Master was speechless. "When it comes to being a person, I am the one who is more capable. You are a bit too arrogant."
"Hey? You're so nice, you actually praised me."
The first Demon King, with the help of the Crimson Battle Axe and the landlady, managed to outmaneuver Behemoth.
Lionheart seized the opportunity and attacked the Greenskins' lair.
These green-skinned creatures, whose motto is "suicide" and "breeding," are surprisingly weak.
One shot, several people.
Like stringing two skewers together.
...
My brain is about to explode!
Suddenly, a plume of black smoke shot out of the fire fox's head.
Startled, Demon King quickly picked up a bucket of water and poured it on her.
The fox, whose temperature had dropped, saw the mop on the ground and couldn't help but ask loudly, "Where did this bucket come from?"
"It's in the toilet," Demon King said innocently.
The Fiery Fox gritted its teeth: "...Thank you..."
"Don't mention it!" Demon King said cheerfully. "It's my pleasure."
Fire Fox: "......"
Even though it knew that the girl in front of it, whom it found adorable, was actually Li Wei's costume.
But she's so cute... Even if she teases me, it makes me feel good.
I really want her to take out an iron chain and put it on my head so I can have a really enjoyable... stroll.
Thanks to the programming textbook "0011 That Baboons Can Understand" and the "Operation Guide That Baboons Can Understand" left behind by the group of scientific madmen in Haiyuan City, Fire Fox finally understood the operating principle of the Sword of Damocles.
The powerful brick flew into the sky.
And then that was it... There were no landing measures prepared at all, and no launch pads like chopsticks were left on the ground for recovery.
And the only means of attack is... relying on its own weight to smash down.
This reminded Fire Fox of a sentence on the title page of the textbook.
"The end of science is throwing stones and boiling water!"
In short, the ballistic target it calibrated was... that angel on the other side's field, with half a crow's wing and half a dove's wing.
The fire fox couldn't help but ask, "Can we kill him?"
After thinking for a moment, Demon King shook her head: "I don't know either."
The fox nodded: "That's true... If you could kill him, you would have ended the game long ago."
At this point, the fox asked, puzzled, "Then what's the point of us doing this...?"
Fire Fox paused: "You used a card from Abyss City, used me... and put yourself here."
"It won't work... Isn't that a waste... Those lunatics in Haiyuan City converted cannons into jetpacks, wouldn't it be better to let them mass-produce them?"
Through the screen, Demon King watched as the Sword of Damocles would eventually fall upon its target.
When Lucifer takes damage, if the damage is less than ten, he recovers health equal to the damage taken; if the damage is greater than ten, he deals the same amount of damage to the opponent; and so on, until the damage is equal to ten. Both effects stack.
That's not all. His own abilities, as it stands... are related to his wings. White represents 'peace,' and black definitely has an effect as well.
Want to defeat him...
It's hard.
We need an opportunity.
"I need an opportunity to kill Lucivid directly without giving the Burning Soul Master a chance," Demon King said.
The fire fox paused for a moment, then laughed.
"Since we're all dead anyway, it doesn't matter if we die too."
...
Behemoth was entrusted entirely to the first Demon Lord to deal with.
The landlady stopped interfering, and Lionheart encouraged her, "Try to kill him, or you can take care of yourself."
The first Demon King: "*** (pure demonic accent)"
Even though he really wanted to spit a curse in the faces of these bastards, the first Demon King held back, after all, he could hold off the enemy's main offensive force by himself.
If he could, he could stage being shot in the back and kill himself on the spot.
But their exit was way too quick!
Even the elf aunties have undergone super evolution, and what about me...? My new form? Being a woman is fine, I'm a demon king after all... I don't mind being a demon queen either!
Feeling frustrated, he hoped Li Wei would give him a big surprise.
Meanwhile, on the other side, Lionheart had already stormed into the Greenskins' lair... filthy and chaotic, filled with nothing but debauchery, a damn abstract form of debauchery.
There's also futa.
OMG, and there's also the Four Loves.
There's also a Q swap... damn, even cows have that!
She even considered gouging out her own eyes. Seriously, dude... are you guys really that serious?
The thought of his kingdom being a land of etiquette and a capital of civilization made his chest puff out; such a scene would certainly not appear in his country...
The spear destroyed countless greenskin mates; due to the sheer number of greenskins, she now relies on reducing their reproduction rate...
The resistance of the green-skinned animals was like a mantis trying to stop a chariot; they were simply not in the same league.
After she destroyed a catapult launcher, she fell into deep thought.
Branches, planks, ropes... a bunch of nails, sheet metal... how exactly was it able to be launched so accurately?
How exactly does this creature's brain work...?
It looks like a goblin, but it's completely different; this is a creature from outside... such an outrageous creature.
If they hadn't focused their talents on breeding and feeding them, they would probably be formidable enemies.
The more Lionheart thought about it, the more frightened he became. He casually killed a few greenskins that rushed up and shouted outside, "I destroyed one launcher. There are a few more. Give me support."