12dz Chapter 309. Bullying Snape
Chapter 309. Bullying Snape
Snape was in a daze and was led home by Beard Mouse. Oni Evans was surprised, why did this old man come here?She said a little embarrassed: "Hi, why did you come to my house?"
Snape scratched his head and said, "Oh, she's lost."
Zimo reluctantly reminded: "My name is Yafu, at least remember her name."
Snape was even more embarrassed. He always felt that his eyes were filled with the illusion of Lily traveling through time and space. He just said he couldn't come here. When he came, it was so embarrassing.Oni also made up for Snape: "Yafu is your goddaughter after all. It's a rare time for you to come here. You can't tell her. You don't even remember her name, right?"
Then Zimo and Snape simultaneously made expressions with their jaws dropped to the ground. Obviously, both of them said: "How come we don't know?"
Oni immediately covered her face, while Zimo chopped off Snape's feet and said angrily: "Hey, hey, what's that expression on your face? I don't care, I don't know, I'm young, you What does this person look like when he is a godfather? He has Alzheimer’s disease!”
Snape was always embarrassed, scratching his head, scratching his head, scratching his head again, hmm, it seems that this is the case.Seeing the disgust on the little guy's face, he took a deep breath and then did something very stupid, handing out pocket money.
Zimo instantly felt disgusted and hid further away. This uncle didn't have any brains when he went out, right?Looking at Oni who was laughing so hard, Snape realized that he seemed to have done something rather careless.Why.No, stay calm.Inhale, exhale, be calm; inhale, exhale, be calm.
Zimo looked at Snape's appearance, and instantly became mischievous. He threw himself directly on Snape's back, feeling that his whole body froze. Zimo said unceremoniously: "Hahaha, hahahaha." Snape is embarrassed.
Oni helped Snape out: "This kid is a bit naughty."
Snape asked, "I did fail in my godfather duties a bit."
Zimo added a last-ditch shot: "That's because we can now brush our faces." Snape was even more embarrassed.Aoni looked at the sky, forget it, forget it, this eldest brother needs to try to get along with his children more.
When Oni went to do her work, Snape planned to get out of the way. Zimo thought about it and said, "Well, when can you ask for leave and go to China to visit and travel?"
Snape pointed at her head and said with a shudder, "It's not something you can just go and have fun with."
Zimo curled his lips and said, "You just want to say, go or not?"
What could Snape say: "That will have to wait until the winter holidays."
Zimo nodded and said: "Study some elves for us and learn Chinese food. When we come back this time, we should be able to buy a shop in Diagon Alley, so let's build a Chinese restaurant. If you have anything, you can try to contact us Uncle Lupine will come over to help in a moment. By the way, where's that Peter?"
Snape said: "Killed by Sirius, all that's left is one finger."
Zimo thought for a moment and asked: "So Sirius is in Azkaban, so Peter is considered dead?"
Snape: "Yes."
Zimo thought about it and asked, "Can you take an unintentional photo of the red-haired Weasley mouse and send the photo to Sirius?"
Snape asked with stern eyes: "You are making a very serious accusation."
Zimo replied calmly: "Illegal Animagus, all four of them except werewolves, right? What if it's not a charge? As a professor, killing a mouse, by the way, what is the crime of accidentally killing an illegal Animagus? ? Aren’t you also a Death Eater? Show your evil side. Even if it’s really a mouse, you can just pay for it as a mouse at worst, isn’t it difficult?”
Snape looked at her seriously and said, "Your idea is dangerous."
Zimo replied: "Yeah, you can just think that I have inspired some weird abilities, or you can think of me as an Avenger. Whatever, you can find an acceptable reason. By the way, have the two twins entered school? They are causing trouble. King, any reason for murdering a pet should not be too easy for you."
Snape said that he completely understood his goddaughter's thoughts. Zimo thought about it and said, "By the way, I will start teaching from now on. I think when I go to school, Malfoy will not be so in need of a beating, right?"
Snape rolled his eyes speechlessly, and Zimo asked again: "You should know a lot about the 28 pure-blood tribes, right?"
Snape replied: "I know."
Zimo asked again: "What about the Shenyin family?"
Snape thought about it and said, "I just heard that one represented the elves, one represented the angels, and one represented the demons. What's wrong?"
Zimo sighed and said: "Help me look up things about the Elf family, so I have an idea. My original name should be Yafu Dexifelang. Of course, if I could pass that test when I was ten years old, You have to go through the test of breaking the family before you can use this name. As for the mother, she 100% doesn’t know about it. Well, okay, I think she shouldn’t know about it. You are the godfather after all, so it’s normal for you to use a back door, right? "
Snape asked: "About what?"
Zimo thought about it and said: "It's customary, or a family test or something, something related to the exam. You can ask the old man next to you. Is it really that troublesome to deal with that person? Although he is a bit disgusting, you can think of it. Killing shouldn’t be too troublesome, right?”
Snape frowned and said seriously, "Can you please not seek death?"
Zimo actually replied with a trance: "What's the point of living if you don't want to die? Anyway, you are quite good at it, so you have taught me well. By the way, give me a good word for that shabby hat. If you dare to send me to Aziz Caban, I’ll burn her! Hum hum.”
Snape covered his face: "Wait, what the hell is Azkaban?"
Zimo complained: "I've been reincarnated for several lives, and every time that bastard sent me to Azkaban. I'm not happy. Also, I'm really not the person you thought. That person should be there now." In the wand.”
Snape asked: "Do you think I would take the risk?"
Zimo shook his head: "You won't, you won't put yourself in danger. You are not an adventurous person. You are a lone brave man who died before dawn at the last moment. But I will protect you and try not to give you anything. Chances be damned, I think, finding a baby, getting married and having children is what you should do, I'm just curious, there are multiple twins, why don't you want my mother to be your backer?"
Snape said speechlessly: "I don't want to be a father. Your mother already had you at that time."
Zimo nodded and complained: "So, you have thought about it, right? Hahaha, hahahaha."
Snape was speechless, so speechless. He felt like he had been tricked by this child. Hey, do you want to come here more or less in the future?Seeing Snape in trouble, Zimo snickered.