12dz Chapter 153. "Myth" 1
Chapter 153. "Myth" 1
Qi Ling'er closed her eyes and started chatting with the group chat: "Dong Yao, give me a simple way to save you. How dare you say that you will destroy the world? I will compete with you as a real person."
This was rather embarrassing. Dong Yao thought about it and said, "In that case, aren't you the Mother Goddess? Go knocking bricks from house to house and tie them with your tail. I will absorb them."
Ling'er suddenly asked in a trance again: "Wait a minute, I remember that fox tails can be transformed into magic weapons. Why don't you add a buff? I'll think of a way to make it rain and make sure everyone can have a fox fur on them. Then, you take a puff and call it a day.”
Dong Yao was really convinced by this guy's idea. After thinking about it, he said, "This is really no problem, but if such a ball comes down, you will have at least nine tails."
Ling'er grinded his teeth, but still wanted to save him. He asked the old man: "Are there any unreliable gods in the sky? I mean, the foreign ones?"
The old man said: "Xiao Tian, Jie Yin, Zhunti, and the Ye family are all responsible for this."
Ling'er asked a very creative question: "Can our family not have bald heads? It looks like it's an eyesore."
Taishang Laojun calmly spread his hands: "You are the Mother Goddess, you have the final say."
Ling'er was instantly happy, and she said: "Nine tails are nine tails, bring down the three realms and six realms, make rain fall, and find the hole for me. As for the bald head, forget it. Zhunti will calculate it according to merit. If the debt is paid off Forget it, if you haven’t paid it off, then the world will chop the two bald men to death. As for Xiaotian and Ye, they can be chopped directly and cooked, the kind that can be eaten. Three Eyes, Genghis Khan’s Mausoleum, these two can’t I was taught to give each person three hits as a warning, so it’s such a happy decision.”
The old man asked very unconfidently: "Mother God, where can I be happy? Is it really okay to be so careless?"
Ling'er took out a small ax and said: "Otherwise, if the thunder from the sky destroys the world and sends them away in one wave, I can still have my beautiful tail." Taishang Laojun was immediately confused by his own mother goddess, no, Why were they taken away in one fell swoop? Didn’t you plan to save people before?
Ling'er poked Taishang Laojun's head and said, "I've long disliked those bald men. It's rare that they can justifiably take them away. Do you have any objections?"
Taishang Laojun sighed and said: "So, is the real reason why you want to kill Jie Ying Zhunti?"
Ling'er spread her hands: "Who told them to make such a big mistake? Even the boss had to be beaten three or four times by me before he was okay. However, even if he wakes up, he will probably be stupid for a while, and his soul is not easy to repair. What's more, for the Pangu tribe, this is a flaw!" The old man said that he completely understood the central idea!
Dong Yao snickered, Ling'er sighed, and said to Dong Yao: "I'll give you nine tails, and you can tell me how to clean up what needs to be cleaned up. Then lead those two bastards in Zhunti, and let me operate in the dark. I don't want it." ! And their negative religion and influence, no more."
After saying that, she directly transformed her tail, thought for a moment and asked: "Now one tail should be able to branch into many tails, right?"
Dong Yao nodded and said seriously: "Dear, if you have the mark of Bianhuahua between your eyebrows, I will just slap your tail a few times and it will be over."
Ling'er said: "Oh." The next moment, she felt as if her whole body had been hollowed out, and she fell to the ground all of a sudden. Ling'er's angry scolding was heard in the chat group: "No, Dong Yao, you Bastard, have I been tricked by you again? Aren’t you thinking about using my body to mend the sky again? Even the operation process is similar, you bastard, you guys are all such bastards! "
Xihe smiled, and the rest were speechless.The god was curious: "Are you fooling the little guy to patch the sky again?"
Dong Yao: "She used her fox tail to drive away the invading forces."
Ling'er suddenly said: "Wait a minute, did I forget something? It's very important."
General: "I remember that person you were very familiar with told me about a game, and then you beat him up and kicked him until he was infected. Did you forget something in the middle?" There was no way. Although he was a general, this kind of virtual technology, He hasn't played it either.
Ling'er suddenly slapped his head and said: "That's not right. The nutrition warehouse of "Myth" also seems to have a source of infection. Therefore, the rain you made can be used on stationary objects. Otherwise, I feel that all nine tails are in vain." .”
Dong Yao said directly: "I, Cao, are you sure? If you mention another tail, the lady's power will be increased. Objects and other things are the most troublesome."
Ling'er said angrily: "You're trying to trick me, aren't you? You're a bad person!" A group of people laughed.
But let's not talk about it. After the wave came down, apart from the fact that Ling'er was extremely weak and could use his spiritual thoughts to take a look, well, other aspects were still satisfactory.The general held the weak Ling'er and asked, "How are you?"
Ling'er said angrily: "You can lose ten thousand years of cultivation in one fell swoop. I'm sure you'll be weak too!"
The general was speechless, and soon heard Dong Yao's discovery: "Take care of it, you can find a place to sleep, and go to the game to hang out. Note: Those humans will not know that the origin has disappeared."
Ling'er grinned, then returned directly to Long Linfeng and said, "Give me two nutrition warehouses. I need to take them to the upper world to play."
Dong Yao reminded: "Dear, you can separate a small tail and come to the lower world to play. Just sleep."
The general thought for a moment and said, "Girl, you go and play while I watch your body."
Ling'er was disgusted: "Let's go and play together." After saying that, she kicked her fox body into the Pangu Secret Realm to practice, and buried it with the Nine Heavens Breathing Soil. Well, the world was quiet.
Fortunately, after examination, it was found that although she was weak, that is, she had to go back to the factory to be rebuilt, but she was still completely weak this time, and she didn't know what she would become when she entered the game.
After Long Linfeng confirmed that Ling'er also wanted to participate in the game, she happily asked the boss to start gambling with each family. In just one day, she and the generals had all their documents, mobile phones, and bank cards in place.
They happily went to the Wu family to stay. It has to be said that Wu Zixing, a prodigal son, also successfully attracted two daughters-in-law with the help of Long Linfeng, and they are now the little beauties of the family. Ling'er also did not forget to watch Look at her two daughters-in-law, not to mention, some are cultivators and some are soldiers.
During this period, Ling'er also gave Uncle Jiangchen some advice on how to play the virtual online game. Not to mention, Uncle Jiangchen was worthy of being a quick learner. He even asked Long Linfeng for some technological weapons. of production.A group of people instantly rang out, fearful of being ruled by a hot-tempered little girl.