12dz Chapter 406: Miyou Gengke Review Completed
Chapter 406: Miyou Gengke Review Completed
Walter Yang of Star Dome Railway: "Isn't Otto the one who licks the most? He licked the saint for 500 years and ended up being cheated on by a pink-haired fox."
Honkai Impact 3rd Otto: "Whatever you say, we're getting married soon anyway!"
The inventory continues.
MiHoYo meme encyclopedia: scalper killer MiHoYo.
We all know that in addition to its gaming business, miHoYo also has a large peripheral sales business, and that miHoYo's peripherals are among the best in terms of quality and service. When the Klee headphones linked with Xiaomi were released, the first batch of goods took several hours to sell out, but the second batch was sold out as soon as it went online.
The reason is that the first batch of users who received the product posted a lot of unboxing videos, and the exquisite workmanship and affordable price immediately attracted a lot of attention. Many scalpers came to grab the products with scripts. Who can beat these mysterious scalpers? As a result, a large number of Klee headphones with skyrocketing prices appeared in the seafood market immediately. The 400 yuan headphones could earn five times the price for these scalpers.
But miHoYo has always been good at dealing with scalpers. Before the second batch of pre-sales ended, miHoYo immediately opened the third batch of additional pre-sales, and this batch of pre-sales was limited but not limited in quantity. Although the waiting time was longer, it made the mysterious scalpers lose money and everyone was happy. In addition to long-term replenishment to prevent the seafood market from rising prices, miHoYo has other tricks. Earlier, miHoYo pre-sold a batch of Honkai Impact 3rd CD gift boxes, which were divided into regular and limited editions, and said that a fifth anniversary badge was placed in the limited edition.
Now scalpers came and snatched up all the limited editions. The next day, miHoYo announced that it would add a fifth anniversary medal to all the regular editions. The only difference between the regular edition and the limited edition was the color of the box frame, which made the scalpers so angry that they vomited blood.
In addition to these two things, there are also the replenishment of badges linked to KFC in the early days and the replenishment of surrounding stores and lucky bags, the replenishment of undetermined snacks linked to the collaboration, the limited edition of Genshin Impact's music scores becoming a reality, and other operations, which have made the scalpers' hands full of speculation. It can only be said that the scalpers who still dare to criticize miHoYo are still young and have never suffered losses.
Cosmic Wanderer Gao Xuan: "miHoYo said that instead of letting scalpers make money, it's better to make it ourselves."
Honkai Impact 3rd Eden: "This really pissed off the scalpers. It can be said that this is designed specifically to disgust the scalpers."
Live Q&A System: "Ah, it's finally over. There are more than 40 chapters! I've finally finished reviewing all the gags!"
Genshin Impact Traveler Ying: "Have you finally finished the inventory? It wasn't easy! It wasn't easy!"
Star Dome Railway Pioneer Star: "System, you really worked hard! You came up with so many jokes."
Live Q&A System: "Ahem, ok everyone, now the review of famous memes has ended. This system will follow miHoYo's example and give out rewards to ten random characters from the four time periods!"
Cosmic Wanderer Gao Xuan: "System, we will give you a chance to reorganize your language. How will your reward be distributed?"
Live Q&A System: "Ahahahahahahahahaha, that was just a little joke from the system. From now on, everyone will receive a random reward card. What kind of reward you get depends on your luck!"
After that, random reward cards appeared in the hands of many characters. As long as they tore open the card, they could get a random reward. Everyone couldn't help but get excited.
Live Q&A System: "From now on, you guys should discuss it among yourselves! The system is leaving first. It's time to take a break after taking stock for so long!"
After everyone got the random reward cards, they began to study them. According to what the system said, everyone tore open the random reward cards.
In Honkai Impact 3rd, Kiana said, "Mei, look! My reward is a bag of snacks that you can never finish eating. What is yours?"
Mei Raiden: "My reward is a book called "How to Quickly Become a Cooking God"
Kiana: "In that case, Mei can create a large amount of delicious food directly?"
Mei Raiden: "That shouldn't be the case, right? Bronya, what's your reward?"
Bronya looked at the reward in her hand and said speechlessly: "Why is my reward a stinky foot flavored potato chip with my picture on it?"
Kiana: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, Bronya, this is too hahahahahaha!"
At this time in the Destiny Office, Theresa looked at her reward excitedly, a full-functional job upgrade that allowed her to disguise herself as anyone and complete her job perfectly.
Theresa: "Hahahahaha, now I can be at ease and be my salted fish!"
On Mars, the Seven Arts of Mars also received their own rewards. Among them, it is worth mentioning that Litost received a large pile of Teyvat fried eggs, which everyone couldn't help but tease when they saw it.
At this time in Teyvat, Zhongli looked at the woman in front of him and didn't know what to say for a moment. Gui Zhong beside him looked at the beautiful white-haired girl curiously and said to Zhongli: "Well done, Zhongli, I didn't expect that the reward you got was actually a beautiful girl!"
Zhongli coughed and said, "Let's not talk about this for now." Then Zhongli looked at the woman with white hair, golden eyes and a dragon horn on her head and asked, "What's your name?"
When the woman heard Zhongli's question, she knelt on one knee and said, "I am the Azure Dragon Yuanjun, and I pay my respects to His Majesty the Emperor."
That’s right, the reward Zhongli got after tearing open the random reward card was a five-star female character from another game, Qinglong Yuanjun.
In addition to this, the rest of the people in Teyvat also received their rewards. Speaking of the Starry Sky Railway, on the Starry Sky train, Walter got a replica of the core of the Herrscher of Reason, Jiko got a new coffee machine, Dan Heng, Tesla, March 7, Sunday, everyone on the train received rewards.
However, what attracted their attention more were Axing and Aqiong. A pair of white light wings appeared behind Axing, and a red arm armor appeared on Aqiong's hand.
Sanyueqi asked curiously, "Axing, your rewards are so special! What are they called?"
Ah Xing said: "My reward is called the White Dragon King's Light Wings, which allows me to combine with the White Dragon King's Armor, and this set of armor is super cool!"
Ah Qiong: "Mine is the same. Mine is called the Red Dragon Emperor's Gauntlet. It also has a Red Dragon Emperor's Armor. It seems that it can be combined just by thinking."
After that, the brother and sister began to combine the armors with their minds, and soon the two handsome armors were successfully combined. Walter's eyes lit up when he saw it, and he couldn't wait to copy it with the core of the Ruler of Reason.
On the Star Core Hunter side, Liuying also obtained all the Grammer Iron Cavalry armors, and can even combine them into a Super Grammer Titan. Now Liuying has really become a mecha girl.
When they arrived at Zero Zone, everyone received their own rewards. Although most of them could only be considered as something that could be bought with money, some rewards were beneficial to their actions. For example, the Public Security Bureau obtained an information network that could capture criminals on a large scale, and other forces also received their own rewards.
Soon, another week passed. After everyone received their rewards, they discussed it in the live broadcast room. They found that some of the rewards they received were good and some were bad. Some people wailed while others were smiling.
Today the system is back again.
Live Q&A system: "I've had a week's rest and all my fatigue is gone. Did you miss me?"
Honkai Impact 3rd Kiana: "Of course I missed you, System. What are you going to play next?"