12dz Chapter 346 Bulldog: Ugly (1)
Chapter 346 Bulldog: Ugly (1)
The little bamboo-leaf green snake only lived for a few days.
The farce in the underworld continues: first crying, then making a fuss, and then being punished.
The one crying was the concubine's daughter, her face swollen like a birthday star, she looked miserable, her eyes slightly red, she covered her face with her sleeves and howled in a pretentious way, from time to time glancing at the judge's reaction;
(The judge covers his face: Hiss, so ugly, don’t look at me! I have about eighty such cheap uncles, all of them are strong and powerful and hold important positions. I can’t afford to offend them...)
The one causing the trouble was the concubine's brother and sister. If the judge dared to plead for the concubine's daughter, he would be beaten with sticks.
(The uncles glared at the other side with their noses turned up: Ha!)
As for those who were being punished, they were all evil ghosts who had just died in the underworld from the human world. The judge ordered them to be beaten as if to vent his anger. He only stopped when he saw that their originally solid souls were about to be dissipated.
(Evil Ghost: (? _ ?) We must hold on, we must be strong!)
The other dead ghosts were tied up with soul-locking chains and lined up in two rows. They watched in fear and trembling, secretly vowing in their hearts to be good people in their next life.
[Alright, quickly arrange a place for her to stay. Out of sight, out of mind!]
The concubine's anger subsided a little, and she pointed at the concubine and gave an order. Her fierce look of showing off her female power actually had a kind of seductive charm.
Nineteen brothers who were eager to protect their sister surrounded the delicate and pretty beauty.
Opposite the twenty ghosts was the judge with his hat askew, and ghost officials lying on the ground in front and behind him.
Tsk tsk, this combat power is useless...
Wang Defa appeared in the hall with his body twisted into two parts. When he saw the judge's unlucky look, he grinned and quietly watched the fun.
The snake's soul body is flat, about the same thickness as a piece of paper, and has little friction, so it moves effortlessly, without the need for the ghost messenger to take the trouble to send it on its way...
(Ghost Messenger: I am busy, you have made a fool of yourself, we tried our best to protect you, but we were defeated... I have fainted (pretending), I need to pee urgently, waiting for the show to end, urgent...)
Wang Defa, whose green color was particularly conspicuous, thought he was hiding very well. His upper body jumped onto the ceiling and laughed, while his lower body lost direction and kept spinning in place.
In fact, all the non-blind ghosts present saw it.
(Uncle 11 slammed the firewood stick in his hand on the ground: What, the whole underworld knows that my sister is cheating, right??!)
(Uncle 12 bumped his brother with his shoulder and pouted: That green snake is on top of my brother-in-law's head!)
(The veins on the judge's forehead bulged, and he secretly changed someone's gender and predicament for the next ten lives with his iron pen. Then he waved his sleeves, and a dark airflow that was invisible to the naked eye flew towards Wang Defa with great accuracy...)
The green-skinned little snake was blown by the wind and stuffed into the animal path. Wang Defa felt a dull pain in his chest.
(Judge: Humph, you dare to laugh at me!!! It’s not too much to take away your space. You don’t need it anyway. It’s just the right time to please my little sweetheart——)
No man's land at the border.
late at night.
A junked pickup truck with a modified trunk stalled and then started again.
The live broadcast room of [Car Dealer Peng Yuyan] was showing a bulldog spinning in circles and giving birth to its puppies.
The host didn't show his face, and just from the voice, he had nothing to do with the male god.
The audience came and went, and the number of people remained around 100, all because -
The bulldog mother photographed was so ugly...
He was fat and ugly, with an oversized face shaking in front of the camera, overbite and buck teeth, his sagging facial skin flapping all over the place, and his saliva splashing onto the camera, making the picture blurry immediately.
A pair of round, bulging dog eyes soaked in tears stared at the flashlight that was almost sticking to its face, and it roared as if it wanted to jump up and hit someone.
Unfortunately, his body was too heavy and his hind legs were limp. He could only rely on his front legs to support his upper body. He was severely overloaded and could not jump.
The dog mother is Wang Defa.
The 75th generation, prosperous!
(Judge: You wish!)
【Wang~Woo~Woo~】
Wang Defa was so uncomfortable that he scratched the cardboard with his claws. His nails pierced the corrugated paper under his body and directly touched the iron sheet of the carriage. The sharp friction sound made the bystanders' hearts beat fast.
Those who are often photographed know that if you are photographed, you will gain three pounds.
The dog's belly was unusually large, and the impatient little creatures inside were rolling and gurgling, causing the huge belly to change shape from time to time.
[Ah, I don’t know how many there are, it would be nice if one came out first…]
The burly Haizi was muttering to himself. He held up his phone and adjusted the angle from time to time, and he was really sweating in his heart.
Haizi was not a romantic poet who loved watching the sea, but a mild-tempered car mechanic apprentice.
[My dears, I am now in the mountains with my master. I can't find a veterinarian for a while. The little butterfly has been crying for two hours, but it hasn't been born yet. Can you give me some advice? ]
Haizi held the phone steadily in his left hand, and with his right hand, he stroked the anxious little butterfly, then retracted his hand and wiped the sweat off his face.
The little butterfly is the host of the dog mother - Wang Defa's soul in this life.
Despite his ferocious, ugly, and droopy-skinned appearance, Haizi gave him this name, which shows his unique taste.
His large eyes, which were normally unusually prominent, were now bloodshot with pain, and he couldn't even make a sound.
The netizens’ replies on the public screen were flashing rapidly. A group of young people who had no experience in delivering babies gave random suggestions, which made Haizi dizzy and wanted to curse.
Ahem, I have to bear it. If the live broadcast room is forcibly closed again, his account will be useless.
A man and a dog were huddled in a bumpy carriage. The thick smell of low-quality cigarettes in the front cockpit was dispersed by the wind. The out-of-tune hero song could be heard clearly, sounding extremely unpleasant.
They received a road rescue call and are heading over there.
Nearly 70 kilometers, the national highway and county road turned into a pit tunnel. The 29-year-old driver had his engine stalled several times and suffered the pain of crossing mountains and hills.
Oh, the other party promised to give 5,000, which was raised from 500.
In this mountainous border area, no one would leave nails on the road, so the car breaking down was purely accidental.
However, in the wild mountains and wilderness, pig transport trucks are likely to attract wolves.
The driver was so scared that he turned on the headlights and looked out of the car window nervously.
The dozen or so big fat pigs in the car, screaming and screaming, were scared to death and pushed and bumped into each other. Suddenly, there was a loud noise and a foul odor.
Well, I was totally scared...
Tsk, it would be better to be knocked unconscious and killed with a knife.
The whole car was shaking in the dark night, and the flimsy iron sheet was creaking.
The smell of urine spread far away, attracting the attention of a dark, stupid guy with green eyes deep in the shadows of the trees, ready to make a move.
(?(ˉ﹃ˉ?) The big idiot shook his hips excitedly: There are females! Lots of females!)
（ヽ(*。＞Д＜)o゜The old sows on the bus were in a mess in the wind: Damn it, I’m going to be in trouble…）
[Haizi, what are you howling about in the back? Give me the power bank, my phone is out of battery, and the idiot over there turned off location sharing. Luckily I took a screenshot, otherwise this trip would have been in vain…]
The roaring bald man is the owner of the auto repair shop, Haizi's master, and he has a bad temper.
Haizi's hands trembled, and he immediately ended the live broadcast helplessly and unplugged the charging cable. At this time, the milliampere power bank only had two bars of power left.
The bald man slammed the brakes and banged the horn with his fist.
[Beep! Beep! Beep! 】
【Wang~Ah…】
Wang Defa rolled over several times due to inertia and hit the metal toolbox. He screamed with his mouth crooked and his eyes squinting, and the first puppy popped out -
You could barely tell it was black, wrinkled and old, hanging there like a wriggling piece of old shit.
Haizi happened to jump out of the car and didn't see it.
The boss is anxious. He is afraid that he will be beaten if he is slow. He is still far from being able to start his own business, so he has to continue to be patient...