12dz Chapter 345: Bamboo Leaf Green: Saw (1)
Chapter 345: Bamboo Leaf Green: Saw (1)
The judge is a stubborn person and has recently found a new love.
It happened on Ghost Festival, when thousands of ghosts were parading.
I fell in love with her at first sight, and I missed her terribly when I didn't see her for even a second.
The judge quietly placed the shy female ghost in a side courtyard, but for some unknown reason the little ghost below tipped her off to the concubine.
This is really a mess—
The concubine had nineteen brothers, who picked up their weapons and smashed the ghost girl's residence to pieces.
The bald chicken Wang Defa was carried by the ghost catcher in his arms, watching the fun everywhere. He laughed out loud when he saw the judge getting his beard pulled by his concubine.
He laughed too loudly and was seen by the judge who had no place to vent his anger.
One has eyes as big as copper bells, and the other has a shrunken neck like a quail.
o(≧mouth≦)o
At this point, shrinking the neck to pretend to be a quail is no longer effective.
The ghost catcher felt as if his hand was burned when Shangguan glared at him.
whoosh-
Wang Defa was thrown into the oil pan.
Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, the volume shrinks by half and half.
[Ah——]
A certain idiot crawled out sticky and wet, but luckily he had wings, so he turned around and flew into the vortex of the animal realm.
The 74th generation officially begins.
Midsummer, scorching heat.
The cicadas in the trees were killed by the heat, and their dry corpses were scattered all over the grass.
Maybe God was fed up with the noise and suddenly raised the temperature, forcing it to mute the microphone.
When he opened his eyes, Wang Defa was as thick as the dead branches beside him, and there was a piece of meat in his mouth. It was a cicada.
A crispy bite, the taste of air fryer fried meat.
There is a big bird's nest on the top of the tree, with two eagles living in it.
The mother snake had been eaten whole, skin and bones included. Before she died, she struggled to squeeze the cubs out of her belly, and they fell into the grass under the tree. Life and death were determined by fate.
Snakes can lay eggs or give birth to live young.
Wang Defa was the only survivor.
A green, soft and slippery little snake, the Pieris viper.
Highly poisonous, one bite will kill you.
From a bird's eye view, you can see that this is a green belt in the middle of the city's main road, and the lanes on both sides in opposite directions are almost always fully loaded with traffic.
It was relatively cool when the car was running, but once the red light came on and the large red taillights lit up, the air around it became so hot that ripples appeared.
To be honest, the exhaust smell is not good.
There had just been a short shower, and the constant flow of wheels squeezed and splashed the dirty water into the green belt, forming a small puddle.
Wang Defa moved closer, shaking his head and tail, and looked at himself in the mirror with a wink.
Well, this is a habit I developed when I was a peacock in my previous life that I am extremely narcissistic about. I haven’t had time to change it yet.
Hiss, the big triangular head is almost touching the water surface——
Small eyes!
Long thin tongue!
Every inch of his glowing green skin exuded viciousness.
No matter whether you look at it horizontally or vertically, or when Thomas makes a 720-degree spin, this guy on the water doesn't look like a good guy...
Wang Defa retreated a few inches angrily and started wandering in the bushes.
It was all green, and you couldn't tell which was grass and which was a snake.
At night, a dazzling golden supercar stopped, and the roaring engine suddenly stopped, and it became quiet all of a sudden.
The scissor door was facing upwards, and a little yellow-haired guy came out from the driver's seat. He was much wider than the chair, so it was very difficult for him to move.
He muttered to himself as he stepped onto the green belt, quickly pulled down his trousers and let the water flow.
The aim was very poor, and the water splashed all over the head and body of a small snake pretending to be dead...
Wang Defa fainted from the heat: Did I fall into a hot spring?! Why is it so smelly?!
【hiss--】
When the little yellow-haired boy heard this, he shivered all over. Without even having time to shake himself off, he quickly stepped out of the green belt and onto the road in fear.
[What the hell, why did I hear the sound of a snake just now? ]
The little yellow-haired boy brushed the hairs on his arms that had stood up, listened carefully for two seconds but found nothing unusual, then he patted his belly.
[Damn it, that pot of dry-pot snake was so delicious, it tasted so good, could it be that the dead snake is causing trouble?! ]
He was so frightened by the horrific image that suddenly popped up in his mind that he got into the car and left quickly.
There was another roar like that of a street blast, and the car door didn't fall down and close completely until it had driven a long way.
Wang Defa crawled away in a daze, twisting his body and rubbing against the grass leaves beside him.
Disgusting, so disgusting.
Because of the violent scratches, Wang Defa's first molting time was advanced by more than a month, and the new skin was still green.
Thinking back to the life of the Hognose Snake, how lucky it was to have Xiaobai take care of it the whole time~
(? _ ?)Crying!
After a few more days, all the cicada corpses in the grass were eaten up, the soil became dry and cracked, and the grass whose roots were unfortunately exposed began to wither and turn yellow and lose its vitality.
Wang Defa couldn't find food and wanted to move to another place to live.
However, there are cars speeding through this eight-lane bidirectional road at any time, and without extremely good luck, a small snake cannot crawl onto the curb.
Wang Defa climbed up the tree branch, entangled himself weakly on the branch, and barely raised his head.
With a flick of his tail, he took out a few peacock tail feathers from the space. They were treasures that he had carefully saved in his previous life.
Bright, dazzling, not too hungry...
(╯＞д＜)╯?˙3˙?discarded
A breeze blew by, stirring up the hot air and overwhelming a blade of grass.
A few cars whizzed by on the left. They were a group of middle-aged men who were night fishing and were heading home before dawn.
Look, there are super big and fat grass carps hanging on the door handles of two cars, and you can smell the fishy smell from a long distance away.
Wang Defa stared at the big fish with his eyes drooling: Fishermen must love eating fish too, right? !
The sun soon showed half of its head, bringing a high temperature of 38 or 39 degrees to the city which had not yet fully awakened.
Some workers caught the early bus and sat comfortably by the window, drinking fried dough sticks and soy milk. If they sleep in for another ten minutes, they will definitely not be able to get a seat and will be squeezed into a meat patty.
The car windows were closed tightly and the driver turned on the air conditioner at 24 degrees, so the fragrance could not dissipate.
Wang Defa stared at the man's opening and closing mouth from four or five meters away without blinking, his tail knotted with hunger.
During the morning rush hour, when every second counts, more and more people come and the sound of horns continues.
Xiao Wang, who was standing on tiptoe and holding the handrail, looked at his watch from time to time, muttering to himself:
[You will be fined a lot for being late, can't the old men and women just join in the fun? They can't squeeze into the car but still force their way in... They pull the door and won't let it close...]
The driver called out to the elderly many times to wait for the next bus, but they didn't listen...
He had no choice. The senior citizen card was free and limited to the number of times used but not the time. He couldn't just kick him out, right?
No matter how angry the crowd below was, the sun climbed up to the roof.
The leaves were wilted in the sun, and the edges quickly turned yellow and curled up, looking as miserable as the workers who got off the bus.
The heat wave was rolling and the number of cars gradually decreased.
Snakes like shade, and Wang Defa couldn't stand the direct sunlight shining through the gaps, so he fell onto the grass with a plop.
Too lazy to move, too hot.
In the evening, there was an artificial rainfall, which slightly alleviated the situation of the entire green belt turning yellow and dead.
Wang Defa supported his head with his tail and rarely smiled.
A sanitation worker used an electric saw to horizontally level the top of a landscape tree, striving to meet the standards required by his superiors, and at the same time trimmed the overgrown grass leaves.
Wang Defa had no idea. Because he was curious about what was going on outside, he was cut in half by a chainsaw as soon as he showed his head.
ヾ(。￣□￣)?゜゜゜
The green head flew out with its mouth wide open, and the green tail curled up helplessly in place, tumbling a few times before becoming tied into a knot.
【ah--】
The sanitation worker was startled, but he had good eyesight and knew it was a green pit viper, a venomous snake that could kill people with one bite.
He twisted his hand, and the short tree on the right that had just been shaved was sawed off at an angle. The cut was neat, revealing two or three growth rings.
Well, this is a three-year-old sapling.
From a distance, the short tree stumps looked ugly and out of place, and they would eventually be pulled out and burned as firewood.
As for the upper half of Wang Defa's snake body, it hit a piece of car glass and slid to the ground, but he was not dead yet.
A second later, the car window dropped, and a droopy-skinned dog head poked out from inside, with eyes like this—
(?_?), extremely ugly.
【Wangwangwangwangwang! 】
The dog-headed man drooled all over his face as he stared at Wang Defa lying on the ground. He jumped as hard as he could with his short legs, trying to jump out of the window.
The green light came on ahead, and the car sped away at the accelerator. The saliva hanging from the dog's chin was pulled into a long silk thread.
【Wangwangwangwangwang! 】
The dog barked and cursed, and turned its head reluctantly to the back of the car.
Wang Defa: ...
The car behind followed closely, and with a "puff", half of Wang, who still had his eyes open, was crushed into a flat surface.
A tender green bamboo leaf pit viper, dead!